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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2011, 07:41:13 PM »
"... vas?" Ignoring her own slip of German, the other trainer gave Maxwell a more direct and amazed look. Oh no, surely his battling prowess has--

"Mein Gott you are such a vriggen nerd."

--amazed... her... nope. Nevermind. Lauren shook her head at the Dahli Lama of Pokemon and looked back ahead to the two kids having out their first battle.

"My champion statement vas not about you," she added while motioning to Clive and Veruca. "It vas about zhem und your lack of respect vor zhe vact zhat zhey are new to zhis. Hmph." She didn't even answer his offer to battle.


"... zhe boy could do vith a tune up," she remarked, speaking mostly to herself. "Zhat cockiness von't get him anyvhere. Neither vill zhe girl's hoity-toity attitude. Really now, do all new trainers zhink zhey're zhe best zhing since sliced bread?"

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2011, 02:27:14 PM »
Sheldon got himself scratched in the face. Poor Squirtle.

"Objection." Veruca scoffed. If there were a table in front of her, she would have slammed her hands on it. "Since we discovered Unova, what you just said... It isn't true. Scratch is more accurate, sure, but 95% isn't something you should trifle with. Nor is 50 attack power." Someone just found a contradiction.

The girl smirked at the so-called 'cool guy'. "Sheldon. Don't stop using Tackle."

She motioned her entire hand toward Clive instead of pointing while Sheldon ran toward the Charmander.

"Take that, reject," Veruca said as if she were ordering a soda.

As for the comment about her hoity-toity attitude... She turned around. "Hey! I am not hoity-toity!" the hoity-toity girl shouted at the person watching, whether she knew Lauren was there before or not. She probably didn't, but that comment caught her ears. She turned back toward the battle. Veruca could deal with the older twerp later, probably when she had a bit more experience battling.

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2011, 07:09:39 PM »
"I can hear you. And, ah, nerd? I don't know, maybe it's good to be a nerd then!" said Maxwell indignantly, "Do you know how to make Metagross, a twelve-hundred pound behemoth of a pokemon, capable of outspeeding an Aerodactyl? Or any of your team, for that matter? Do you have a Gliscor designed to break tanks in half? Or a Dragonite capable of oneshotting anything that isn't immune to its attacks? I have a right to feel superior, I'll have you know."

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 08:28:39 PM »
"Ja, und I'm not German," the trainer retorted to Veruca's denial of her behavior. And as for Stryder...

Holding back the growing urge to slather most of her speech in sarcasm, the older trainer gave him another narrowed, side-ways look and frowned.

"Vhat's zhe vun ov zhat," she began to ask, "beating zhe tar out ov every team you end up battling against in zhe vorld?"

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2011, 09:00:32 PM »
"Well. Not exactly." admitted Maxwell, "Toxic Spikes Lead, my Roserade, he has issues with survivability. He'll get out two levels of toxic spikes, maybe a single grass knot, then get knocked out. I've been looking around for different builds, so it's not like I'm perfect. The real fun is the metagame, trying to figure out the best way to destroy your opponent, only to get countered by someone else's new strategy, then adapting to that! And I can't even reliably beat normal trainers. That's why I'm looking to buy Agiligross a balloon so I don't get his sweep cut down in the second turn by an earthquake."

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2011, 09:08:03 PM »
... and in that moment, Maxwell had redeemed himself somewhat in Lauren's eyes. She found herself smiling at him, and from there her entire face broke out into an approving expression.

"Now zhat ist more like it. You had me going zhere vor a moment, zhat you're vone ov zhose super-jerky cocky types who needs to be brought down a few pegs daily." She gently waved her cane in his direction. "Looks like I von't haff to do zhat zhough. Not today, at least."

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2011, 08:37:57 AM »
The kid raised an eyebrow behind those sweeet shades of his. What the hell was an Unova? Well, time to mask his ineptitude with a smug smile!

"Not that it matters, the result's gonna be the same! You scratch the heck out of that squirtle, Bulbasaur!"

The rest of the battle, apparently, would consist in a Charmander and a Squirtle taking turns in using their weak attacks on each other. As for the other two guys, well, he was giving them a taste of his awesomeness; their loss for being too stupid to pay attention.

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2011, 12:28:11 PM »
Veruca just rolled her eyes and put her hair up in pigtails with two orange ponytail holders. "Sheldon, it looks like he's almost out. Finish him," she commanded in a very nonchalant tone of voice. She crossed her arms and looked down at Clive, her pose automatically cooler than his.

The Squirtle managed a salute, despite its weakened condition. Just one... last... tackle. It ran straight for the Charmander named Bulbasaur with a tackle ready to go! If all went well, that Charmander was dea- er, fainted meat.

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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2011, 07:47:10 PM »
And Clive, before he knew it, had his Charmander KO'd. But that was just the start of the humiliation. Well, the start had been the moment he set foot in that lab, but the- you know what, at this point he didn't really care anymore. Well anyway, more humiliation would follow. The tackle projected Bulbasaur the Charmander right into Clive! The Caruso wannabe fell to the ground, his pokémon on top of him. Noticeably, the tip of the KO'd pokémon's flaming tail was on his face.

Oh cool he had a flaming tail on his face.

Oh crap he had a flaming tail on his face!

Bulbasaur was promptly pushed off of him before his hair could be set on fire, or his face horribly burnt.

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2011, 06:25:49 PM »
Veruca stood over her new rival's stomach. "You uncool, loud, nasty, useless, ill-adapted, unpromising, lousy, obnoxious, undesirable, unlikable, boring, unschooled, unsophisticated, uninteresting, annoying, little twerp." If someone thought she was rotten before, they had not seen her after a win.

"I heard there's an old man in the next town who can teach you how to catch a Pokémon. Looks like you'll need it." Once she said that, it was out the door with her and into the route just outside Pallet Town. Joy! Pidgey and Rattata! What's better, she couldn't catch any she ran into! She muttered and grumbled her way into Viridian City and into the shop hoping to buy some Pokéballs.

The shopkeeper got her attention, though.
"Oh, you must be that new trainer from Pallet Town! Professor Oak told me you were coming by to pick up something for him," he told her. "This package takes two people to carry, so you should wait for the other trainer, okay?"

Working with Clive? SADFACE. Wait, why did Oak rope her into this without her knowledge? Sneaky devil.

"You're Clive, right?" he asked.

She corrected him, "Veruca."

He smiled and clapped! "Yes, that's right! You're waiting for Veruca! Well, just wait there, Clive."

Veruca could feel the steam coming out of her ears.

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Re: RBY AWESOMENESS (ALSO MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN)
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2011, 01:40:45 AM »
Lauren had missed her chance to whap Veruca upside the head with her cane as the rotten girl rushed past. It's pretty obvious from the disgusted look on her face that she really wishes she had. With the chance lost, the trainer opts to gently sigh to herself and walk over to Clive, offering an outstretched hand to help him and his Charmander up off the floor.

"Vhat a brat. Don't mind her," the woman speaks up, checking the two over for any serious harm. "I might haff a revive somewhere on my person iv you vant it vor your Charmander. Er... Bulbasaur, as you called him, ja?"

She figured it was better than an Oddish named Wobbuffet...

 



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