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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2010, 10:06:16 PM »
Fan-service-y mystery girl in classic romantic plot, a depressed warrior with regulation-issue weapon and the classic rogue/cassanova. Well, it would be easy to handle at the least.

She began thinking a little, if Big Boss decides to follow these guys, she's then make herself look a little older, possibly enough to match that second guy -the more positive one. But what role would she bring to the party? Traditional Magical Girl or the High-power, codenamed "Nanoha" version of MG? Maybe the ninja that isn't really blending in much unless it turns out she needs to and then can't be found even by tearing the whole place down? The possibilities are endless! Maybe even outright reveal her status as a MIMIC and provide supporting roles when the situation calls for it, who knows?!

"Wha~at do you want me to do~, boss?" Asked the kitsune, if not interesting this was at the very least one of the more mentally-sound parties, compared to the rest of THE TAVERN.
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2010, 08:21:31 AM »
Boss...  I like the sound of that one...  Amako mused.  She eavesdropped on their conversation for a while longer, then grinned.
"They're going after the Lost Treasure of MacGuffin."  She smirked.  There were countless Lost Treasures lying about, each one trying to outdo the other in degree of lost-ness and treasure-ness.  It had been a while since the great Amaterasu had been up to any shenanigans...
"It's obvious, isn't it?"  She asked.  "We're going to go after that treasure.  And cause some mischief along the way..."
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2010, 09:00:15 AM »
Xanny's ears perked up at the mention of that one word that he loved so very very much, gently floating above the little group, he rubbed his hands together slightly a grin spread across his face "Not to .... intrude?" he chimed "but did someone mention ... treasure?" his amber eyes glinting slightly.
"Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?"

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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2010, 02:26:20 PM »
Second floor of THE TAVERN had a lot of empty rooms. It kinda looked like THE INN, only it didn't have a middle-aged woman standing completely still behind a counter and waiting for people to check in.

Obviously, all the doors were unlocked too. And even if they were locked, surely the nearest drunkard would be more than willing to give it to someone he had just knew.

Al-raii looked a bit grumpy, followed by the charmed elf, but still hurried towards one of the empty rooms. Once there, he looked at the elf and grinned.

"Sorry and thanks."

Three minutes later the said female elf was wearing Al-raii's outfit, and was about to sit between the floating cat thing and the MIMIC.

"I'm back."
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2010, 02:32:29 PM »
"Hey."  Amako said.  "Nice getup.  What was wrong with the last one?  I liked him, he was hot."  She asked for a glass of wine from Mary-Sue, who looked slightly downtrodden now that the handsome cloaked figure had disappeared.  Once it came, she took a small sip, smiling happily to herself.  At least they could get wine right.  She looked up at the floating creature, jerking her head for him to sit at the table with them.
"I might be willing to explain..."  She said with a grin.  "But what can you offer to our little group?"
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2010, 05:37:44 PM »
"welllllllll...." he grinned a single fang showing, he had decided on his "demonstration".

He steadily floated down sitting on the table, and lifted his paw, he held a small bag of gold that an weak dwarf was frantically shouting for "I can do that" he grinned once more.

Suddenly the bag would set aflame a miniature inferno appearing in his hands "and that" he said cheerfully, he stuck his tounge out reaching behind Amako's ear and producing A gold piece.

"oh and I loves me treasure" there was a moment of silence "..... Mew"
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2010, 10:23:58 PM »
"Mischie~~ef" Myobu or not, a kitsune was a kitsune, and mischief was something that was attractive to one.

The other companion came back... different, but not different enough, if that made sense. The body changed, but the trails and essences were the same, she'd have to look into that later.

The party got a new member, which seemed to have deft little hands, which shold be able to show her some interesting moves for her library. If not new at the very least show some useful/new applications or reinforcing the data she already had, particulary on smaller creatures and how they handle themselves.

Duke was hiding in her hair again by the time she spoke again. "If you are a fire specialist, I should pick a different element, wha~t resources do we have?" And by that, she meant abilities.
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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2010, 08:53:24 AM »
"I don't do anything special, if that's what you're asking." Al-raii said, looking at his - her? - friend's wine and wondering why was he cheeseburger not there yet. "My only real skill is body swapping, and if you think I'm gonna leave this body, you better think twice... it's not half bad, and it keeps them away."

She didn't even pay attention when - yet another - knight/paladin/whateverinshinyarmor entered the room. Rather slowly. He looked around, bit his lower lip, and sat next to the band. After a lot of hesitation, he managed to grab a TAVERN WRENCH's attention by waving at her shyly.

"Hmm... beer please..." Tyval said, before he started looking around at the place nervously.

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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2010, 12:21:44 PM »
Amako looked around, then her eyes rested on the nervous-looking paladin.
What a woobie...  She thought to herself.  She tapped him on the shoulder.
"You can come sit with us if you want, honey..."  She said kindly.  She had a weakness for the cute lost-puppy types. 
"We were just planning ourselves a little adventure."  She said, pulling the young man over to sit next to her.  "And every adventure needs a knight in shining armor, right?" 

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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2010, 05:01:56 PM »
Al-raii rolled her eyes. "You can't be serious. THAT? Look at the guy, he looks like he's terrified of us"

That was her friend alright. The more helpless they looked, the more she loved them.

"...an... adventure?" Asked Tyval shyly, glancing at everyone in the table.

There was a little floating thing, that scared him. A female elf that was looking at him funny, and thus scared him. The other two women... well, one scared him, and the other scared him too. He didn't know the reason why they scared him so, and that scared him.

"Uh... like... hunting treasures?..."

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Re: Final Fallacy: A Satire
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2010, 10:46:40 PM »
Huh, she'd have to be part illusionist, part raw-force magician for now, to cover bases until she got to know her companions better; her boss's boss already has some elemental powers herself anyways. So she'd have to go for the "large power, small package" deal for a while, good, it lends itself well for making an impression.

(EDIT: Oh God, I misread something and now two-thirds of my post don't mesh well, sorry DX )
« Last Edit: September 24, 2010, 10:49:01 PM by Archmage Ansrit »
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