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Double B Bar: Open for all
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June 25, 2010, 09:01:44 AM »
OOC: Oi. I'm rusty. D; lemme grow back into my old quality~ /OOC
It was a desolate place. Forgotten, sandblasted and sunscorched. There were even markings of vicious and furious fighting all over the landscape. The random skeletons strewn about, the dry tumbleweeds dancing in the wind, attempting a congaline with the necessary clicky musical instruments and the awkward rabbit trying to find something to eat that is not made out of cactus. Or spider.
The earth itself seemed to scream, fissures gaping wide, darkness seeming to flow from them.
And then...the tremors happened.From the fissures themselves leaked darkness, solidifying itself, fslowly glrowing to monolithic proportions, only to shatter and break in the earth's convulsions, slamming into the ground again. The shards sticking out like walls, angrily lancing the dry earth, causing more of this strange dark substance to flow out, coating the shards, growing together to form a solid block again.
Silence reigned again...
For days, nothing happened, util a soft "zzzzzip" was heard, and the darkness fell off the monolithic thing, showing...
The Double B Bar.
Come on in and get shot
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*brush brush brush...brush brush brush...* The sound of a brush sweeping dust from a wooden floor. It waas the single sound in this bar. No sounds of patrons, no sound of bacon sizzling on a hot plate, not even the sound of a lost kitten wanting a hug.
Just the soft brushing sound.
"Next time, I'm going to put somebody that isn't directionally challenged in charge of setting up the bloody roadsigns, Casso. Seriously, out in the boonies?", somebody muttered. The figure brushing the floor stopped momentarily, then resumed brushing. The speaker sighed again, then a squeaking sound was heard, as if a glass was being cleaned out thoroughly.
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Re: Double B Bar: Open for all
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June 25, 2010, 07:54:10 PM »
Life was cruel and full of pain. Unlike most who always seemed to be genuinely surprised by this fact, West expected it. Maybe even relished it. Grew up in pain, worked in pain, escaped from pain... only to be plunged into pain once again. Life was supposed to be hard. Life was about obstacles and overcoming each one.
And the best way to overcome obstacles (or at least forget about them for a little while) was a good hard drink. He worked with two other characters, but he came alone. Nero was an embarrassment, and he and Tsane weren't exactly seeing eye-to-eye at the moment. Some time alone, and a stiff drink. Or ten. That is what he needed right now.
How he got to the Double B Bar is a mystery. He was wandering around looking for a gloomy place to drink... and all of a sudden it was like he stepped through a curtain. There it was. Just the kind of place he was looking for. Without a second thought, he stepped inside.
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June 29, 2010, 04:52:22 AM »
Aw gawddammit you lot, there's a customer here! Hellooo?!! person with too much money and with the sense of direction as a concussed duckling just wandered in!
That sound was blared loudly a few times, shortly followed with a sigh and a low mutter along the lines of "Godsbedamned, we need to do something about the unfriendly welcomer someday. Shuffling was heard and somebody wandered over to West.
Let's take some time to take in the Double B bar, before continuing. It's...like your average bar and grill. Dark, grimy, a bit smokey due to meat being turned into charcoal over a low fire because somebody thought it was more important to greet a customer than stay in the kitchen and look at the meat and make sure it won't turn into a block of wood. The furniture looked well-used and somehow well cared for; no overly huge knife scratches or wear and tear on them. Just the odd darker stain on them.
But what's more important...is the strange glow that came from the furniture itself. And the strangest smell one can imagine in a bar and grille: the scent of coffee.
And now back to the riveting tale of the greeting.
"Oi there. Stop standing there all slackjawed; get on inside and close the door, will you? And while you're at it, have a seat at the bar 'n tell ol' Barkeep about yer troubles over a shot of our best strong drink. Yer the first? 's on the house.", the figure said, before being pelted with an orange. it missed, and struck Poor West right in the kisser.
"Damn, my aim is off. Ed, drag that body to the bar; we'll get him something to drink."
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June 29, 2010, 08:41:08 AM »
A free drink? This place was great! Hell, it even had potential to become... Suddenly, West train of thought didn't only fall apart - but imploded when he felt a blunt blow to the side of his head. He staggered a few clumsy feet forward before one of the men... Ed?... assisted him to the bar. The term assisted was used very lightly, as it was more like the movement one would make when pushing a mine-cart.
"Bweh?" he mumbled as he was shoved onto one of the stools. He paused for a moment, letting the thoughts settle in his head. He peered over his shoulder to see what he'd been bludgeoned with.
An orange? He was hit by a piece of fruit! Wow his skills were getting dim. What better way to forget about that than a good drink? And a free one at that.
"Beer," he said simply to the barkeep, holding out one finger and resting his still dizzy head on the bench.
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June 29, 2010, 09:18:20 AM »
((c-c I need moar practise. Been too long. ))
"m'lud, we don't serve beer. 'ere, I'll get you something that'll clean you up, dry you off, wring your intestines and make you wish you were hit by another orange, at the very least", the barkeep said, before putting infront of poor ol' West a mug of Ol' Amy's Finest Manslaughter. The smell was deceptive. it seemed sweet and innocent and drinkable. But it was still served in a full steel mug.
And why did it seem to ripple and move on its own?
"Now don't drink it down in one gulp, yea? Now, tell ol' Keep what's troublin' you, mate. You seem as if you've been through hell and back, only to be chewed up by some dog and spat out.", the 'keep said, while industriously cleaning a glass again. Which was kind of a miracle; one does not clean clean glasses all the time, right? Yet he seemed to do that still.
Ed flipped the orange a few times in the air, catchin git every single time. Which was kind of a miracle since he was also being harangued by somebody else for abusing a customer and whatnot. That's life, it seems...
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"You don't serve beer?! What kind of pub doesn't serve beer?" West inspected the drink set out before him. He could smell the fumes. It was sweet, defiantly a girl drink. That's what kind of pub doesn't serve beer. Despite the look of the place, this was a pub for girls. Who knows, maybe some girls go for the dark-and-dingy-place too. But there was something unsettling about the drink, like he'd seen it before... but he couldn't remember where.
It was usually against West's better judgements to drink a mystery drink, given to him by three complete strangers in a scummy old pub. However, there something about how the barkeep introduced the drink. He seriously thought this was strong stuff? What a pushover. He'd even drunk that near-toxic Alt stuff Nero got him.
He glanced around. All the eyes seemed to be on him. He brought the mug to his lips, took a breath, and drunk the whole lot in a series of long gulps.
Suddenly, the world seemed to get dark.
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June 29, 2010, 09:57:37 AM »
"Oh hell no...", the Barkeep muttered before snapping his fingers. "Ed, Fred, you two take this idiot and put him down on the ground. I'll grab the whiskey; the way he was lookin' was that of a dead man, so I think we'll need the bloody bottle. Warned the crummy bastard to take it slow. Manslaughter's not some sissy drink."
That earned him a few stares from Ed and Fred before they carefully went to West, leaning back as if he could explode any minute. Which apparently was true to some extent. "Uh...this is the manslaughter without the hotsauce, I hope? The last time somebody got that stuff we had to scrub the walls, ceiling and floor, so...", Ed asked, while hiding behind Fred.
Fred, in the mean time just wandered over casually to West. While limbodancing, nearly. Seems no one wanted to get close to the timebomb-ish thingamajigger that's West. "Bloody hell, he downed a whole mug. And he seems to be breathing too! What is this guy made of, steel?"
The barkeep stared at Ed and fred before pelting them with oranges. "Quit yer yappin' and get to work. there's a deadbeat on the floor and he needs to be put on his side so we can treat him to the whiskey. Oh, and this is comin' out of your pay."
Now THAT got a few groans out. they quickly complied, putting West on his side, and waited for a few moments. The Barkeep stood at the ready with a funnel and a bottle of whiskey; got to get him drunk again before he gets another shot of Manslaughter.
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The world went black, but it wasn't like passing out. All his senses awoke. He could feel the tiny bugs buzz around the dim lights. He could smell a piece of pork rotting in the kitchen out back. He could hear the footsteps of a rat beneath the floorboards. His mind opened up and for the one brief moment he could see the world. He could feel the pain and heartbreak he'd inflicted throughout his life.
As the name would suggest, the victims who drink Manslaughter have a tendency to turn extremely violent. Strangely for West it had a more pacifying effect. Life was pain. To feel it in its entirety was terrifying and turned him cold. He was helpless. Why did he choose to live this way?
All of a sudden his epiphany ended when he found himself slouched in a corner being pumped with whisky by the two babbling fools. He wrestled himself free from their grasp, and staggered to his feet. His acute senses and revelation was gone and his regular bitter state of mind had returned. Perhaps even more bitter than usual, fuelled by whiskey. The enlightenment had faded in his memory like a dream after waking.
He pushed himself past the two imbeciles and returned to the bar. "I'll have one more of those," he ordered the barkeeper.
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A small, hooded figure made their way into the bar. Long, silver whiskers and black fur emerged from the brown hood. A black tail tipped in light grey swept the floor behind her and left an occasional hair on the ground. "Excuse me," a sweet, feminine voice emerged from the darkness under her hood. She leaned back to let the hood fall and revealed two pointed ears and a fur-covered face.
The cat was a curious creature. She loved to explore, but a sadness showed in her eyes, as if she had lost something precious. Archas smelled the Double B Bar's stench from a mile away. She noticed the sign outside and really hoped it was just a joke.
An oddly-shaped, as in thumbed, paw covered her sensitive nose from the pungency as she looked around every nook and cranny. Once she got more used to the smell, she stopped covering her nose and finally sat down. Her tail wrapped around the stool. "What drinks do you serve here?"
Archas turned to face West. She scanned him up, down, left, and right. "You don't look so well there, sir." Old habits die hard and her past in the military gave her the extremely-hard-to-kill habit of calling people sir and ma'am.
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OOC: Yay! new meat~ er...new players~ Check the topic in RP Creation for post order
"...bloody hell. He had a ride through hell and back and then some...and he wants some more?", Fred managed after a moment, staring at the dead body style thing that he suspected West to be. It's not every day that somebody can slug Finest and not be dead in the water after being robbed several times. "You sure about that, mate? You've got a bottle of rotgut down your throat together with the Manslaughter. You wanna die, you take another drink like that."
The Barkeep stood back up and just lifted West up and placed him back on his stool before going back to his place behind the bar to mix up a drink fit for West. Yep; won't do to put a hole in his stomach just yet or something along those lines. "Lud, y'need something easy goin'. Something to build you up an' make you stronger 'afore ye can tackle two rounds of Manslaughter like that. Trust me on that, 'less you wanna go out back and see for yerself the results of too many Manslaughters. You game for the drink , or game for the walk?"
Ed, meanwhile, noted a small-ish thingamajigger. With a tail. A fluffy tail, leaving hairs all over his well-swept floor. So as a good man, as usual, he took up his broom and brushed the errant hairs away, muttering something about needing those antistatic wipe thingers to clean up the mess and so on and so on. He did do a doubletake when he saw the face of the small-ish thingamajigger, then shrugged and kept on brushing. "Let's hope ol' Elyssia won't spot you, kit. Trust me on that one. Go see the 'keep for your drinks, aye?"
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West eyed the person... thing... standing next to him. A cat? At first he was convinced it was an after effect of the Manslaughter, until he noticed that one of the idiots could see her too. "I'm fine," he said with a slight slur. "I'd be even more fine if I had another drink."
But what the barkeeper said afterwards maybe changed that opinion. Only a little. Out back? What could there be out back that was bad? A couple of drunks? West could handle his drinks. There was no way he would ever turn into one of them. ... but this was no ordinary drink. He knew that. Regular old alcohol never did that to him. Even that Alt stuff he'd been so proud of drinking.
West gave an uneasy look around the bar. Only now he noticed that the cup he'd drunk out of was made of metal. Even worse, the metal was slightly warped. "What was that..." he asked, his voice suddenly more serious than before. "What is this going to do to me?"
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Xander scuttled about as he entered the less than respectable bar, he stood up took a deep breath and smiled ... "my kinda place" he murmured.
He stretched out and clambered his way up onto the nearest table top he could find, scratching behind his ears.
(sorry for shortness)
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Archas raised her -what seemed to be -eyebrows. "You don't
look
fine, sir." She noticed the person next to her went silent for a minute or two. Whatever he had, that was the drink she
wasn't
ordering.
Like what was said earlier, the cat was already sitting on one of the stools.
She turned to face the Barkeep. "Um.." She noticed the hairs on the floor directly under her. Archas turned back around to see the hairs that Ed hadn't swept up yet. "Ack! I need to brush more often!" She grumbled some about how she never got to clean herself like a cat should, and she always had to be on some adventure. Not that she minded going on adventures, but there had to be some quality alone time every once in a while.
The cat turned back around to talk to the Barkeep. "Sorry. Um.. Do you carry that brown, um, hot stuff that smells bitter...?" She meant coffee, but thanks to her being from another world and only seeing coffee a few times, she had conveniently forgotten what it was.
Archas' eyes widened at the sight of the mouse. She stared at him for a while. "There are mice on Cor, but they're a few feet bigger than you." She gave what looked like a grin.
"Can I cuddle you, mini-mouse? You're just so adorable!"
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Xander turned around a bit taken aback to see a "cat" he gulped slightly looking up at her with a slight blush.
"errrr .... if you want to" he murmured nervously, his ears and tails drooping down as he was a little worried.
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(Mind if I join in?)
Serena wandered into the bar, her keen nose for alcohol leading the way as she looked around. She was wearing a cloak that covered everything from her golden hair to the soles of her favorite slightly-heeled boots. Her piercing grey eyes would unnerve people, so she thought, except for the red sunglasses that she was wearing over them, leaving the only truly exposed part of her still obscured.
She sauntered up to the bar, as if she owned the place and asked the barkeeper what was his strongest drink, keeping her head down out of habit.
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