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Carnage in Candyland
« on: February 10, 2012, 04:28:17 PM »
The room was dark.

Well, it wasn't even really a room. More like a cabinet. This cabinet, hanging high above the kitchen floor, was a home to a number of beings. Hundreds of them, in fact, if you counted every individual and not simply the boxes in which they resided.

If you, dear reader, have not figured it out yet, this story is about candy.

It is about candy, and their struggles to survive against a monster more terrifying than all the demons of Earth...


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"Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew?~" Whispered a soft voice from a corner of the cabinet. This lyric was answered by an equally soft voice, from across the cabinet floor.

"Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?" This soft voice, however, was considerably more tenor, and despite being almost inaudible to human ears, managed to resonate loudly across the cabinet, to stir from a large group a third reply.

"The candy man!" They sang in unison, their voices so in tune it was almost like a choir. "The candy man can~."

"The candy man can, 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good." This time, the choir was joined by the first two voices, and together they finished the song, much to the delight of all those listening. It was a lovely song, one they had always known, and even though it was inherently about them all being eaten, they didn't care.

There was a click, and the outside world was suddenly overcome with bright light, and a whirring buzz subtly vibrated the wood of the cabinet walls.

The light shown through a small crack in the doors of the cabinet, illuminating the singers in a thin, bright beam of light.

A twizzler covered her eyes with her tail. It had been a long time since such brightness had seeped into their home - perhaps a full 24 hours - and it was a light that always worried the denizens of Cabinetown.

"Who is it?" Whispered a gobstopper. Cautiously, a Smartie rolled his way over to the cracks in the doorway and stared out into the room with small, beady candy eyes.

A worried silence came over the candies, just as it always did when the lights were on, and this silence would pervade the area until they received that certain confirmation that all was well.

"The mother." The Smartie breathed, and the onlooking candies heaved a collective sigh of relief.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 04:32:26 PM by Albert Heinrich »


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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 04:44:20 PM »
Among these candies was a box. A box filled with an uncountable number of Nerds who had broken said box just enough to be able to leave it in a single-file line. One of them, appropriately called 'The Large One', exited through this hole and hopped out to see what all the commotion was about.

A loud cry could be heard from outside.

"Mama, mama, I want..."

It was going to be candy, wasn't it?

"...a sammich!"

The Large One sighed in relief. "I was afraid the Hand would desire a sacrifice from our flock," he spoke to the other candies. "However... I shall pray for the sandwich losing their life today." He stood in silent prayer as the sandwich's anguished screams could be heard from below.

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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 05:05:53 PM »
The sandwich below left the mortal plane in a long series of sickening crunches that made the candies flinch.

"What a monstrous child." Snarled a twizzler as she slithered over to the crack in the door. She glanced downward towards the table. She couldn't see the child - no one ever did, for his face was perpetually obscured - but she did see his half-eaten victim. It was two slices of bread, a slice of cheese, ham, and a leaf of lettuce. Five deaths to sate his hunger.

"Any one of us could be next." But this was obvious. Often, the child would sneak into the kitchen in the middle of the night, and the Hand would appear.

The terrifying Hand.


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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 12:34:16 AM »
The Large One was soon joined by three smaller Nerds in prayer. A yellow Sour Patch Kid walked-- yes, walked. They had legs-- to the Twizzler.

He let it all out, "You guys keep sayin', 'Oh, that child is a monster,' but have I ever seen anyone do anything about it? No. No, I ain't."

"Quiet," The Large One snapped. "What would you propose we do anyway?"

"Escape," was the Sour Patch Kid's answer. "I don't know how to get past the door, though. I'll think of something."

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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 12:49:10 AM »
"If I could, I'd strangle him with myself!" The twizzler exclaimed, but then she sighed and slithered away from the door. "But we can't get out until the Hand or the mother opens the cabinet... and if we escape then, we will be caught." Inevitably.

The smartie at the door rolled over to suggest an idea. "Maybe we need a trap."


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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 01:05:51 AM »
The Sour Patch Kid grumped. "What do we have that could trap The Hand, anyway? Our wrappers?"

The Nerds besides The Large One circled around the Smartie. The Large One himself hopped a centimeter or two away from the rest of them. "Hand be merciful on your souls," he said before he hopped back to his box. "I'll pray for you." That looked like all the support they would be getting from the Nerds so far. It figured. They were a bunch of cultists who had worshiped The Hand for generations.

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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 10:31:02 AM »
"There has to be something we can do, or perhaps we need a way to open the door ourselves." The twizzler turned around and poked at the door. "There's something sticking the door to the cabinet."

She gave a hard push; the door refused to budge. "Impossible."


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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2012, 11:13:39 PM »
The SPK grumped. "We gotta try something! It's better than just sitting around and waiting to get eaten. I don't know, we could all push on a box and see if that opens the door."

The smaller nerds jumped against the door, making-- to them-- a few loud thumps. The people outside would not have been able to hear any of it, but they figured... if it got them out of their box, it might get them out the door. It didn't work. All it did was get them tired and unable to move much more.

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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2012, 12:29:33 PM »
"We need more candy." The twizzler whispered.

"Stronger candy." The smartie corrected.

They'd need as much candy as possible, as strong as they could possibly get. But how? Anytime the cabinet opened, they would be eaten, not added to.


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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2012, 11:13:30 PM »
The SPK grumped. "What about the Gobstoppers? They're everlasting. They'll outlast the door, right!? They might even get to fulfill their quest to stop the Gobs!" Whatever a 'gob' was... Were the kid and the mother gobs?

Well, it was kind of an idea... even if it was a flimsy one.

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Re: Carnage in Candyland
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2012, 11:52:40 AM »
Upon hearing their brand name mentioned, the box of Gobstoppers flopped over, and spewed onto the wood a dozen or so candies balls. They rolled over with an excited fervor.

"Until this day, we've never know what a Gob is." The leader squeaked, his eyes darting to the crack in the door while his mouth twisted upward into a smirk. "Now I know, and we know our destiny."


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