10:13    Ondore    Anywho, who wants some cake.
10:13    Cookie    That just proves it.
10:13    Ondore    It's a cake from Ondore. What could go wrong?
10:13    Cookie    The cake is a lie.

13:41         DeadSpares hides in her box
13:41        Geezer` drops a few chewy toys in the box.
13:41        DeadSpares plays with chewy toys
13:41    Geezer`    -laced with... catnip!-
13:42        *** DeadSpares is now known as SparesKitten
13:42    SparesKitten    HOLY CRAP THE COLORS MAN
13:42    Geezer`    rofl
13:42    Cookie    Why is catnip legal?
13:42    SparesKitten    DUDE
13:42    SparesKitten    DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
13:44    SparesKitten    THE WALLS ARE TALKING TO ME MAN
13:44    Geezer`    One of the more entertaining responses I have seen
13:44    SparesKitten    THE WALLS!
13:44    SparesKitten    THE WAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!
13:44        SparesKitten notices that she's still sitting in a box
13:45    SparesKitten    OMG WHERE'D THIS BOX COME FROM
13:45    SparesKitten    IT'S AWESOME
13:45    Geezer`    You uh, had a hiccup
13:46    SparesKitten    heh heh... hiccup... hic-cup. HICK cup. hick 'em up... lol... funny word...
13:46        *** Cookie is now known as SpiritDetective
13:46    SpiritDetective    I have to work for THAT?
13:46        SparesKitten can has cheezburger, man?
13:46        *** SpiritDetective is now known as Cookie
13:47    SparesKitten    OMG I'M A FEESH
13:47        SparesKitten attempts to swim on the floor
13:47    SparesKitten    blub blub blub blub blub blub blub
13:47    Cookie    >.>
13:47    SparesKitten    i r a feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
13:48    SparesKitten    O_o
13:48    SparesKitten    o_O
13:48    SparesKitten    o_o
13:48    SparesKitten    O_O
13:48    Geezer`    Remind me to do this more often.
13:48        Cookie swats at a dangling feather.
13:48    Geezer`    And with more than one kitten at a time.
13:48    SparesKitten    OMG FEATHER
13:48    SparesKitten    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
13:48    Cookie    BAD SPARES
13:48    Cookie    MY FEATHER
13:48        Geezer` grins at Cookie.
13:48    Cookie    MY FEATHER!!
13:48    SparesKitten    WANT
13:49    Cookie    NO
13:49    SparesKitten    WANTWANTWANTWANT
13:49    SparesKitten    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT
13:49        Geezer` secretly applies some catnip on the feather.
13:49    Cookie    NONONONONONO
13:49        Cookie is not a cat.
13:49        Cookie just likes feathers.
13:49        Geezer` agrees but points out that Cookie is still a kitten.
13:49        Cookie does not have kitten on the end of her name.
13:49        Geezer` notes that all itty bitty girls are itty bitty kittens.
13:49        Cookie is not itty bitty.
13:49        SparesKitten tries to climb up the wall... and gets stuck on top of a bookcase
13:49    SparesKitten    O_O
13:50        SparesKitten is now convinced she can fly
13:50        Geezer` notices a pattern.
13:50    Geezer`    I believe the last time she tried to fly - we had a window....
13:51        Geezer` makes sure it is barricaded.
13:51        SparesKitten takes a flying leap off the bookcase
13:51    SparesKitten    FOR SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE
13:51    Cookie    So, apparently, nobody here knows how to take care of a dog.
13:51        Cookie catches.
13:51    SparesKitten    HAI YU-SU-KE!
13:51    SparesKitten    peep
13:51    Geezer`    Hmm?
13:52    Geezer`    What was that about a dog?
13:52        SparesKitten tries to catch feather
13:52    SparesKitten    waaaaaaaant... o_O
13:52    Cookie    They need their balls chopped off.
13:52    Geezer`    You mean 'here' as in where you are - I take it.
13:52        Cookie puts SparesKitten in a box.
13:52    Cookie    Yes.
13:52    SparesKitten    OMGBOX 8D
13:52        Geezer` nods.
13:52    SparesKitten    I FRICKIN LOVE THIS BOX
13:53        SparesKitten plays with chewy toys
13:53        Geezer` drops some more chewtoys - not laced with catnip this time - in the box.
13:53    SparesKitten    box box box box box box box box...
13:53    Cookie    ...
13:54    SparesKitten    box... box box... buh...
13:54        SparesKitten passes out
13:54    Cookie    I assume her test is going to be failed now.
13:54        Geezer` scratches sleeping kitten noggin.
13:54    Geezer`    Likely.

16:54       *** PandoraJones is now known as Harriet
16:54   Harriet   >.>
16:54   MissV   Dammit.
16:54      *** MissV is now known as Gerard
16:55   Gerard   IF YOU SAY MY LAST NAME IS DEPARDIEU EVER AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU AND RAPE THE BODY
16:55   Gerard   D:<
16:55   Harriet   ...
16:55   Harriet   O_O
16:55   Harriet   whut?
16:55   Gerard   Oh hi Harriet.
16:55      Harriet scoots away
16:55   Gerard   D:
16:55   Cookiez   Cuz he's GERARD BUTLER!
16:56   Gerard   D.<
16:56   Harriet   LOL
16:56   Gerard   ONE EYED FURY
16:56   Cookiez   What happened to your eye, Mr. Butler.
16:56   Cookiez   ?
16:57      Gerard has seizure.
16:57      Harriet cuddles Gerard
16:57   Gerard   
16:57   Harriet   I KNEW that smack to the noggin did something...
16:57   Harriet   poor Ger... crashin' planes...
16:58   Gerard   I like planes.
16:58   Harriet   I know you do, honey
16:58   Gerard   My favorite plane is the blimp.
16:58   Harriet   Yes, that one's a nice one.
16:58   Gerard   : D
16:59   Harriet   poor baby, you're off your rocker, aren't you? *huggles*
16:59      Cookiez draws a plane. It goes vrmmm vrmmm vrmmm.
16:59   Cookiez   vrmmm.
16:59   Gerard   
16:59   Gerard   I can haz that plane?
16:59      Cookiez gives Gerard the drawing of the plane.
17:00      Gerard flies away.
17:00   Gerard   Wheeee.
17:00   Cookiez   wut
17:00      Harriet pictures Edwin LeBlanc saying 'yes, my grandfather is crazy. He speaks of nothing but planes whenever I'm around him... I have no CLUE how Grandmother deals with him >.>'
17:00   Harriet   LOL
17:00   Cookiez   YES

15:30       *** TheSpanishInquisition joined #Tzel'Kora
      I am 12 and what is this.
      Topic set by Mel` on Thu Sep 09 2010 02:25:53 GMT+0100
15:30      TheSpanishInquisition barges in.
15:30   TheSpanishInquisition   NOBODY EXPECTS THESPANISHINQUISITION!
15:30   TheSpanishInquisition   ...
15:30   TheSpanishInquisition   So there's no one here.
15:30   TheSpanishInquisition   Crap.

22:29   Seraph   WE ARE DOOMED
22:29   Greystone   Well, YOU are.
22:29   Seraph   WE MUST USE THE DREAD POWER OF NOTHING
22:30   Greystone   The what?
22:30      zombie attacks other cows, creating an army
22:30      Seraph summons the Void.
22:30   Greystone   .....
22:30   Seraph   Void, KILL!
22:30      *** Seraph is now known as Void
22:30   Greystone   Can I just say that that is badass?
22:30   zombie   MOOA;LS;DJFA;JSDGA
22:30      zombie dies
22:30   Void   Sorry, kid, your license to use me was VOIDed.
22:30   Void   
22:31   Greystone   HA
22:31      *** Void is now known as Seraph
22:31   Greystone   HA HA AH
22:31   Greystone   AH HA
22:31   Seraph   OH FU VOID

16:43    November    and I may or may not have named Pandora after her great-great-great-great grandfather, a certain whip-swinging archaeologist...
16:44    WereSeraph    Franny Von Digger?
16:44    Cookie    LOL I just pictured Franziska as an archaeologist.

01:44   Greystone   Don't underestimate Rosaria, Void.
01:44   Void   ...alright.
01:44   Greystone   Not a good idea.
01:45   Void   Not even for a non-existence?
01:45   Void   I can be pretty scary when I want to.
01:45   Void   Boo.
01:45   Void   See?
01:45   Greystone   ...
01:45   Void   I can also undo matter, but that's another story,
01:45   Void   .
01:45   Greystone   Everyone's afraid of non-existence.
01:45   Void   You better be.
01:46   Greystone   Of course.
01:46   Void   I can be pretty mean if you make me mad.
01:46   Void   I can be all passive-aggressive.
01:46   Void   That ain't nice, I assure you.
01:46   Void   I once shared a house with Bill Clinton - don't ask- and I was mad at him.
01:47   Void   So he was like, 'where is the peanut butter?'.
01:47   Greystone   I heard he didn't know what "is" is.
01:47   Void   And I was like, 'I dunno'.
01:47   Void   It's not a lie.
01:47   Void   Anyway, I so knew where it was.
01:48   Greystone   Ah.
01:48   Greystone   Passive-aggressive attack.
01:48   Greystone   How ferocious.
01:48   Void   Yes. Never underestimate the dread power of nothing.
01:49   Greystone   Never in all of eternity.
01:49   Void   You're a cool kid, ya know? Do you have e-mail?
01:49   Greystone   ..what's e-mail?
01:49      Greystone has no e-mail in his universe.
01:49   Void   Mine is voidyvoid213@nothing.zero
01:49   Void   Oh.
01:50   Void   ...
01:50   Greystone   Yeah.
01:50   Void   Somebody should invent e-mail in your universe.
01:50   Greystone   They should.
01:50   Void   How the hell can you share Youtube links without e-mail?
01:51   Greystone   Perhaps Quake wil- OH YEAH. I forgot. He's dead.
01:51   Greystone   ..YouTube?
01:51   Void   Oh, forget it.
01:51   Greystone   I will.
01:51   Void   Who's that Quake guy anyway?
01:51   Void   He some kind of natural disaster?
01:51   Greystone   My father-in-law.
01:51   Greystone   He MAKES natural disasters.
01:51   Void   I believe you mean, he used to make.
01:51   Greystone   NOT THAT SAND IS A DISASTER
01:52   Greystone   Yeah. Used to make.
01:52   Void   Sand is not a disaster. Sandstorms on the other hand, can be pretty bad.
01:52   Greystone   Her full name is Sand Stormcloud.
01:52   Void   ...
01:53   Void   And she's a person.
01:53   Greystone   Elves name their kids like this.
01:53   Void   So she is not the natural disaster known as a sandstorm.
01:53   Greystone   Not EVIRAN elves, but other elves.
01:53   Greystone   And yes, she's a person.
01:53   Void   Good.
01:54   Void   Sandstorms scare me.
01:54   Greystone   Me as well.
01:54   Greystone   Well, not sca-
01:54   Greystone   Wait a minute.
01:54   Greystone   How is NOTHING scared by sandstorms?
01:55   Void   You entities and your prejudice. Just because I don't exist, it doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
01:55   Greystone   ...
01:55   Void   For example, right now I'm feeling quite sad.
01:55   Greystone   Okay, okay.
01:55   Greystone   Touchy.
01:55   Void   And offended.
01:55   Greystone   Sorry.
01:56   Void   It's okay, it's okay.
01:56   Void   I'm kinda used to it already.
01:56   Greystone   Passive-aggressive again?
01:56   Void   ...sorry. Sometimes I can't control it.
01:57   Greystone   Ah.
01:58   Void   But I'm usually a nice Void. I like the beach.
01:58   Greystone   Quake ruined beaches for me..
01:58   Greystone   Don't ask.
01:58   Void   Alright. I won't.
01:59   Greystone   Please.
01:59   Void   Hmmm... how about the mountains? Do you like the mountains?
01:59   Greystone   Mountain climbing isn't too bad.
02:00   Void   Yes, I like it.
02:00   Void   If I had feet, I'd probably enjoy it more though.
02:00   Void   But I got NOTHING of the kind.
02:00   Void   Hehe.
02:00   Greystone   Ha.
02:01   Greystone   At least you don't have to climb an active volcano and then swim across it..
02:01   Greystone   To keep yourself around.
02:01   Void   Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
02:01      Greystone hates that stupid crow.
02:02   Void   Well, I would never have to do such a thing. I'm kinda not around, you know.
02:02   Greystone   I know.
02:03   Void   ...I suppose there's no TV in your universe either?
02:03   Greystone   There is television.. black and white.
02:03   Void   Hmm, that's not bad. What kind of shows do you have?
02:04   Greystone   I don't watch it. TV shows cannot exactly be realistic if they don't represent the world and all of its colors properly.
02:05   Void   I understand. Then what the hell do you do for fun? Besides fighting family members.
02:07   Greystone   I beat up that rapist every week...
02:07   Void   What rapist?
02:07   Greystone   Redd Hart, asshole who decided to COPY ME.
02:07   Void   Copy you?
02:08   Greystone   Now I can't kill him.
02:08   Greystone   Or I'LL die.
02:08   Void   That's gotta be tough.
02:08   Greystone   Then there's running around..
02:08   Greystone   Mandatory community service..
02:09   Void   I see. I personally dislike running around. Too tiring.
02:09   Greystone   That diner I go to that likes to poison me..
02:09   Greystone   You have no legs.
02:09   Void   Hmm, I had never thought of it that way.
02:09   Greystone   You said so yourself.
02:09   Void   Yes, yes I did.
02:10   Void   Guess it was in front of me this whole time and I hadn't noticed.
02:11   Greystone   And then there's getting guilt-tripped by everyone I know- not that I don't deserve it- and then this sadist judge decided to torture me every day at 1:00.
02:11   Greystone   So my days are pretty much full.
02:12   Void   Yeah. I wish I could say the same about mine.
02:12   Greystone   You have nothing to do?
02:12   Greystone   Ha, lame pun.
02:12   Void   Ha. You're funny.
02:12   Void   I like your sense of humor.
02:12   Void   Reminds me of my own.
02:13   Void   You know what's funny? If someone shows up and asks who have you been talking to, you can just say 'it's nothing'.
02:14   Void   And it would be correct.
02:14   Greystone   Hm.
02:14       Greystone keeps that in mind.
02:15   Void   Well, it's been a pleasure to chat with you. You're alright. I'm gonna do my stuff now.
02:15   Void   And by my stuff, I mean nothing.
02:15   Void   See ya around.
02:15   Greystone   ..
02:15   Greystone   Goodbye.