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Random Quotes from the IRC
« on: September 18, 2010, 09:50:39 AM »
Input your random quotes from the IRC so that they may be SAAAAVED.

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08:22    Spares    BUT.
08:22    Cookie    BUT?
08:22    Spares    but there will be the 7 and under's families to consider.
08:22    Cookie    Everybody's gotta have a big BUT.

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08:31    Spares    and they're all secretly being used for energy in a futuristic farm thing... and there's this guy named Neo...
08:31    Spares    and he's THE ONE.
08:32    Spares    >.>
08:32    Cookie    DAMMIT SPARES THIS IS NOT THE MATRIX

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18:10    Spares    how about it's fantasy, but only after the main characters pass through a magical wardrobe...
18:10    Spares    and there's this lion...
18:10    Seraph    That's original.
18:10    DaCookie    DAMMIT SPARES THIS IS NOT NARNIA

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18:14    DaCookie    So. For the magic school.
18:14    DaCookie    How about there's this boy..
18:14    Spares    WITH A SCAR?!?!
18:14    Seraph    I WAS A BOY ONCE
18:15    Spares    AND THERE'S THIS SMART GIRL, AND A GINGER SIDEKICK...
18:15    DaCookie    He's got a scar in the shape of lightning bolt.. He was attacked as a baby by the big bad evil guy...
18:15    DaCookie    That too.
18:15    Seraph    Who will say it?
18:15    Seraph    ...
18:15    Spares    DAMMIT COOKIE THIS IS NOT HARRY POTTER
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 07:19:57 PM by SnickerdoodleCookie »

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 09:52:30 AM »
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10:34   Cookie   DAMMIT SPARES THIS IS NOT THE MATRIX
10:34   Spares   ...as far as you know...

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Seraph: Is there a nom equivalent for drinking?
Cookie: No, now drink your cake.
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 10:00:30 AM »
I like MUD.

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Cookie: Sebius turns into the thing you fear most.
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08:54    Cookie    I <3 disembodied limbs.
08:54    Seraph    Me too.

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08:43    Cookie    There are two pills.
08:43    Cookie    A red one and a blue one.
08:43    Seraph    RED ONE PLS
08:44    Cookie    If you take th- Okay. *gives red pill*
08:44        Seraph noms red pill.
08:44        Seraph is now BLIND.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 07:20:11 PM by SnickerdoodleCookie »

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 10:10:16 AM »
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11:07       *** Cookie is now known as JackSparrow
11:07      *** Spares is now known as CaptainSparrow
11:07   CaptainSparrow   HA
11:07   Seraph   O.o
11:08   JackSparrow   DAMNIT
11:08   CaptainSparrow   >.>
11:08      *** JackSparrow is now known as CaptainJackSparrow
11:08   CaptainJackSparrow   HA
11:08      *** CaptainSparrow is now known as CaptainAwesomerSparrow
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 10:38:02 AM »
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17:34   Spares   HELLO
17:34   Spares   MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
17:34   Spares   YOU KILLED MY FATHER
17:34   Spares   PREPARE TO DIE
17:34   Seraph   OHAI INIGO
17:34   Spares   OHAI

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 10:44:07 AM »
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11:41       *** Cookie is now known as EvilHerbivore
11:41   EvilHerbivore   I WILL EAT ALL THE LEAVES ON THIS TREE
11:41   EvilHerbivore   I WILL EAT MORE LEAVES THAN I SHOULD
11:42   EvilHerbivore   SO THAT OTHER GIRAFFES MAY /DIE/.
11:42   EvilHerbivore   I AM AN EVILHERBIVORE.
11:42      *** DrDoofenschmidt is now known as EvilCarnivore
11:42   EvilHerbivore   MUAHAHAHA.
11:42      EvilCarnivore noms EvilHerbivore
11:42   Spares   uh-oh...
11:42   EvilCarnivore   PROBLEM SOLVED
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 03:36:01 PM »
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14:30    Baidu    I AM BAIDU
14:30    Baidu    BECAUSE WE ARE MANY

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 04:47:47 PM »
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17:44   Sahara   oh oh oh! guess what I saw today?
17:44   Sparrow   WHUT
17:45   Sahara   There was a Live Raptor showing at a local wildlife place and they had a screech owl, a hawk and a peregrine falcon.
17:45   Sparrow   oh
17:45   Sparrow   see, you said Live Raptor, and I thought 'OMG THEY FINALLY CLONED DINOSAURS!!!!'
17:45   Sparrow   >.>
17:45   Sahara   Only you would think that
17:45   Sparrow   damn straight

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20:10       DaCookie will accidentally the entire internet on purpose. >.>
20:10   Seraph   Accidentally what?
20:10   DaCookie   The entire internet.

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20:24   DaCookie   So about Dragon Riders; What if there's this boy who finds this egg in the middle of some forest.. And he has an evil brother.. And there's this evil king..
20:24   Spares   ilu
20:24   Spares   DAMMIT COOKIE THIS IS NOT ERAGON
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 07:26:09 PM by Sparrow »
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2010, 07:28:15 PM »
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20:25   Seraph   Sahara, Spares. We're all here.
20:25   Seraph   DOO EET
20:25   DaCookie   DO IT
20:25   Seraph   YUS
20:25   Spares   PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
20:25   Seraph   AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
20:25   Spares   TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION
20:25   Seraph   TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION
20:26   Spares   TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
20:26   Seraph   TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE SKIES ABOVE
20:26   Spares   SPARES
20:26   Seraph   SERAPH
20:26   Spares   TEAM S BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
20:26   Seraph   SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT
20:26   Sahara   SAHARA THAT'S RIGHT
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2010, 07:32:05 PM »
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18:25    DaCookie    There should be an Arpee where there's this group of three hundred soldiers against a giant army of Persians..
18:25    DaCookie    And there's a pit...

Oh, look, TK has a meme.
..nobody? Well, fine then.
DAMMIT COOKIE THIS IS NOT SPARTA
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 12:22:43 AM by SnickerdoodleCookie »

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2010, 09:15:55 PM »
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22:13   Cookie   I DELETED THE FILE?
22:13   Cookie   I DELETED /ALL/ THE FILES?
22:14   Cookie   I DELETED THE /INTERNET/?
22:14   Cookie   I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MODEM!

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08:22   Spares   herp
08:23   Sahara   derp
08:23   Spares   herp?
08:23   Sahara   dederp!
08:24   Spares   herpaderp...
08:24   Sahara   Herpa
08:24   Spares   deeeerrrrrp
08:24   Sahara   HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2010, 07:26:19 AM by Sparrow »
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 09:12:32 AM »
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Spares has been badmouthed?
10:07   Seraph   When I'm done with LRA, yus.
10:07   Seraph   EEEEPPP!
10:07   Sahara   HAHAHAHAHA
10:07      Spares thought Seraph wuvved her...
10:07   Spares   T_T
10:07   Spares   
10:07   Spares   
10:07   Spares   
10:07      Seraph wuvs teh Spares.
10:07   Spares   
10:07   Sahara   I STILL WUV YOU SPARES
10:08      Spares cuddles Sahara
10:08   Spares   at least SOMEONE does T_T
10:08      Seraph 's wuv for teh Spares is 10 time greater than the next leading wuver.
10:08   Seraph   And by that I mean Sahara.
10:08   Seraph   =P
10:08   Sahara   OH YEAH?
10:08   Seraph   YEAH
10:08   Sahara   *increases her love o meter*
10:08   Seraph   NOOOO
10:08   Sahara   MINE is a 100 times greater!
10:08      Spares wuvs you both
10:09      Seraph increases wuv-o-meter too.
10:09   Seraph   Now mine is 9001 times greater than yours!
10:10   Sahara   IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2010, 10:03:42 AM »
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10:57   Spares   what was the other play?
10:58   Seraph   An original trilogy by the crew. Prejudice, then Madness, then Love.
10:58   Seraph   I was the main guy in Love.
10:58   Seraph   Yus.
10:58   Spares   I'm not surprised XD
10:58   Seraph   :D
10:58   Seraph   Prejudice ran rather oddly.
10:59   Seraph   This guy decided to improvise a lot, so we screwed him over.
10:59   Seraph   We let him improvise all he wanted, and when we stopped and waited for my line, I just asked.
10:59   Seraph   "Good sir, you sure like the sound of your own voice. Isn't there anything else you want to say?"
11:00      Seraph haz a mean.
11:00   Spares   that's...
11:00   Spares   AMAZING
11:00   Seraph   >:3
11:00   Spares   I knew I liked you XD
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2010, 10:20:33 AM »
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17:06   Seraph   Well, tiem to go for noms and family chitchat. I'll be back later, hopefully with even better acting stories.
17:06   Spares   PLZ
17:06   Spares   and posties <3
17:06   Seraph   Possibly one involving the mention of the dreaded Scottish Play.
17:06   Seraph   Okie.
17:06   Spares   HONOES
17:06      --- Seraph is away (NOMZ)
17:07   Sahara   Spares!
17:07   Sahara   should I go get lunch?
17:07   Spares   yeah, I was thinking about going soon myself.
17:07   Spares   LUNCH BRAEK U GUYS
17:07      --- Spares is away (NOMZ)
17:08      --- Sahara is away (Away)
17:14      Seraph returns.
17:14      --- Seraph is back
17:14   Seraph   So THIS is what happens when I leave. :3
17:14   Seraph   Oh well.
17:15      --- Seraph is away (MOAR NOMZ)

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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2010, 11:25:09 AM »
^ You mean
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