Author Topic: Ye annual Christmas Meme - brought to you by Claine, Escargot and Seraph (Read 639 times)

Claine · « **on:** December 13, 2011, 10:48:24 PM »

List 5 characters! YAY!

1
2
3
4
5

Let's buy some gifts! 1 buys 5 a present. What is it?

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 also buys 4 a present. What is it?

3 doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?

On to the party! 2 gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?

4 caters the party. What do they serve the guests?

...but 5 really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?

2 decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?

1 and 3 find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 hasn't bought anything. What happens?

Oh no! 5 knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?

Escargot · « **Reply #1 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:10:17 PM »

List 5 characters! YAY!

1 Jacques Baté
2 Raposa Queimada
3 Glenda (who is too cool for a last name)
4 Malicci Belroth (Wait, he celebrates Winter Solstice, not... Oh well.)
5 Mellinaecossusexarie Halmett

Let's buy some gifts! 1(Jacques) buys 5(Mel) a present. What is it?
Swiss army knife. Why not?

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Raposa) also buys 4(Malicci) a present. What is it?
An extraordinarily lavish suit, embellished with jewels.

3(Glen) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
He doesn't celebrate Christmas and was, in fact, dragged to this thing against his will.

On to the party! 2(Raposa) gets to choose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Malicci. He has the best house.

4(Malicci) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Roast duck, with several different sides, including buttered potatoes, corn, and sweet peas.

...but 5(Mel) really doesn't like the food 4(Malicci) prepared. What happens?
Mel keeps quiet about it, not wanting to offend the chef-slash-host.

2(Raposa) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Glen is contemplating dissecting the vampire, Mel can't stand it, Jacques is singing along, and Malicci is stabbing his food... over and over again.

1(Jacques) and 3(Glen) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Jacques: Fuck no.
Glen: But it's zhe Christmas tradition. You hav to~
Jacques: ...no way in hell.
Glen: *FROWNY FACE*
Jacques: *shudders and walks away*

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Glen) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Glen tells them what he probably would have gotten them. All but Malicci are freaked out by this and don't want a gift from him anyway.

Oh no! 5(Mel) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Mel stumbles around to try to get the tree back up.
Malicci can't decide whether or not he wants to help.
Glen laughs. Oh, schadenfreude.
Raposa winces (not that you can tell) and helps the silly kine.
Jacques shares Glen's reaction.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Jacques: Vas te faire encule. That means no.
Raposa: YES. YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.
Glen: *muttergrumble*
Malicci: Yeah, alright, fine.
Mel: WHEEEEEEE~ (That's not an answer, Mel...)

Claine · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2011, 07:51:34 AM »

Quote from: Claine on December 13, 2011, 10:48:24 PM

List 5 characters! YAY!

1 Sumaire
2 West
3 Tsane
4 Rémi
5 Nero

Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Sumaire) buys 5 (Nero) a present. What is it?
A book of course! It's about magic and Nero couldn't be more thrilled.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (West) also buys 4 (Rémi) a present. What is it?
It's a knife, but everybody has their doubts if West actually bought it.

3 (Tsane) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Doesn't know what to buy anyone! Nero's and Sumaire already have a thousand magic books each, while Rémi and West are pretty self reliant.

On to the party! 2 (West) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He picks Tsane simply because Tsane's house is clean - and because he knows Tsane will agree to it despite disliking the idea.

4 (Rémi) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Looks like we're having some fine dining. Roasted ham with cloves, lots of buttered corn, thick gravy made from the juices from the ham. And for desert, some egg custard on fruitcake.

...but 5(Nero) really doesn't like the food 4(Rémi) prepared. What happens?
Makes a single snarky comment. Rémi responds with a glare and Nero is silenced, and quietly eats everything he is given.

2 (West) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They all hate it - especially Sumaire. Everybody knows he is just doing it to irritate them all, so the music gets shut off pretty quickly.

1 (Sumaire) and 3 (Tsane) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
They exchange an awkward glance and continue on their way as if nothing had happened.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Tsane) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
States that the party was hosted at his house against his will and that if that wasn't enough for them, they would have to chip in cash for the food and decorations. Everybody grumbles about it but none of them offer him any money.

Oh no! 5 (Nero) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Nero is extremely apologetic, and quickly gathers up everything. Sumaire finds the situation amusing - but you wouldn't be able to tell it from looking at him. West and Tsane berate him in good humour which just embarrasses him further and makes him work faster. Rémi actually cracks a smile and watches the whole scene unfold.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Sumaire: I guess it was fun, but I'd rather use the time for studying...
West: For sure. Tsane's place, of course?
Tsane: ... No. This is the second year it's been hosted at my place. Not again.
Rémi: With those idiots? You're kidding right?
Nero: YES! We should have MORE parties! How about New Year's? How about Easter?

Geezer · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2011, 08:32:17 AM »

Quote from: Claine on December 13, 2011, 10:48:24 PM

List 5 characters! YAY! - DM flavoured.

1 Sebius
2 Tremvir
3 Rutgar
4 Krimakh
5 Deventius

Let's buy some gifts! Sebius buys Deventius a present. What is it?
A stress-ball. Shaped like a pair of stones.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Tremvir also buys Krimakh a present. What is it?
An almost full (minus tax) barrel of dragon's breath alcyhol goodness. Especially when they realize they are both students of the Faith in a sense.

Rutgar doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"We do not indulge in the transfer of material possessions simply for the sake of the act. When one attains a worthy standing, they shall be rewarded with a glorio-" Gets interrupted by Sebius.

On to the party! Tremvir gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
Castle Avares main hall, because... can't have it in Sebius' place. And certainly can't have it at Deventius/Krimakh's ebil den. Rutgar never leaves the guards, anyway. Hall is the safest and sanest choice.

Krimakh caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
...Krimakh Catering Inc... provides a lot of demon-flesh, yak legs, and plenty of obnoxiously strong drinks.

...but Deventius really doesn't like the food Krimakh prepared. What happens?
Deventius as usual, eats very little any way. He opts to brood in a corner and threatens off everyone who approaches him with a glare that everyone respects. Almost.

Tremvir decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Surprisingly, the drunk version of Tremvir's singing isn't exactly off key. But the words make little sense, really. However, when sober, his words made sense but his voice sounded like Sebius had a hold of his buttocks the whole time (and probably did).

Sebius and Rutgar find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Sebius leans forward... Rutgar holds him at arm's length and proceeds to lecture him on the merits of proper gallant knightly behavior.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Rutgar hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Sebius: Oh pooey. Tremvir: Yesh sah! Krimakh: (too busy chewing) Deventius: Good, I hate this, and you.

Oh no! Deventius knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Sebius threatens to use Deventius as the tree instead. Tremvir is asleep under the table, muttering about yeti. Rutgar's lecture gets interrupted in the ruckus (and everyone is thankful). Krimakh is too busy consuming all the demon flesh.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Sebius: "YE-" Everyone else: "HELL NO!"

Geezer · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2011, 09:12:16 AM »

Quote from: Claine on December 13, 2011, 10:48:24 PM

List 5 characters! YAY! DM flavoured, extra silly.

1 Klfrr (psionic dog-beast thing)
2 Rynelm (slap-happy hyper midget)
3 Ibzu (tiny bad juju imp covered in a horrible disgusting rag)
4 Bojee (the needy clingy cat-thing that could)
5 Dechom (nude flabby ogre)

Let's buy some gifts! Klfrr buys Dechom a present. What is it?
A giant apron. Cover those disgusting flabby bits, you!

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Rynelm also buys Bojee a present. What is it?
A squee cat-toy, mostly so Bojee would stop accidentally tripping him while trying to get some attention and affection.

Ibzu doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Ibzu takes. Not gives! Scavenging filthy imp.

On to the party! Rynelm gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
At Klfrr's place, because no one else has a real home! But they have to wait for the other party in Avares to finish before moving in.

Bojee caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Mice, fish, lizards and more fish. None of them really cooked well (or at all for that matter)

...but Dechom really doesn't like the food Bojee prepared. What happens?
Even if he ate all the food and the table it was on, it wouldn't even serve as a quarter of a meal for Dechom. He starts eyeing the only other big thing - Klfrr, as a potential meal; who retaliates by giving the Ogre a nasty migraine.

Rynelm decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They'd be enjoying it a lot more if he would SLOW DOWN. However, they figure that at this rate, they won't have to deal with it for long, which is exactly what happens. Till he starts doing an encore, at which point Klfrr and Bojee, dog/cat-pile on him.

Klfrr and Ibzu find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Nothing, both are too busy eyeing each other warily to notice the mistletoe. And even if they did, Klfrr wouldn't touch the filthy imp with even the tip of his tail. Ibzu on the other hand would rather stay far and out of anything's reach that is bigger than him.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Ibzu hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Relieved. Everyone is glad to not touch anything that filthy thing handled.

Oh no! Dechom knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Too busy laughing at the sight of a porcupine'd Dechom courtesy the tree needles. Maybe now he might wear clothes? Nah.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?

Klfrr: Sure! Chasing Bojee was fun!
Rynelm: Yesyesyesyesyesyes! Nownownownow? ... Yuo no wnt playe witme?
Ibzu: Hisssssssssss
Bojee: NEXT YEAR? -big sad eyes and droopy ears-
Dechom: Mmm, yes. Bring more food next time or... MIGHT EAT YOU!

LesserSeraph · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:30:49 AM »

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List 5 characters! YAY!

1- Tyval (verbose cowardly Paladin)
2- Lillian Adsterburg (psycho seraph sorceress who doesn't know the meaning of personal space)
3- Kultas Frei (half-scorpion man who is more than a little weird)
4- Fencer Sitta (everyone's favorite Pan Face elf)
5- Kadan Mellieri Alghesi (forest-spirit-kind-of-treant who screws the rules because he has green hair.

Let's buy some gifts! 1 (Tyval) buys 5 (Kadan) a present. What is it?
A big book of questionable quality heroic poems. Kadan is shocked and glares at Tyval as if he's some kind of cold-blooded murderer. Books are made from trees! :c

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2 (Lillian) also buys 4 (Sitta) a present. What is it?
A pink dress covered in frills.

3 (Kultas) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
"My one gift for all sentient beings is salvation." Actually he wanted to buy each a big bowie knife for self-mutilation purposes, but ended up eating the shopkeep. :c

On to the party! 2 (Lillian) gets to choose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
As much as she is dying to see what kind of place Kultas lives in, she goes with Kadan who really seems to want to host the party. She doesn't know Kadan lives in the forest. Party will happen in a cave, because it's snowing.

4 (Sitta) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Everyone will go hungry tonight, for Sitta does not serve lower beings, in any way or form! After much discussion he is persuaded to do something out of pity for said lower races. Various mixed boiled vegetables, without any kind of seasoning, and water.

...but 5 (Kadan) really doesn't like the food 4 (Sitta) prepared. What happens?
He stares at the food, traumatized. Then after a while, he stutters: "I t-t-think I k-knew t-t-t-this cab-b-b-bage..."

2 (Lillian) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Tyval smiles and nods, clapping heartily when she's done - no use upsetting the dangerous woman. Kultas is in a corner in utter pain, because he has an acute sense of hearing and Lilly is LOUD. Sitta is and Kadan is still too shocked by the food issue to pay them any mind.

1 (Tyval) and 3 (Kultas) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Kultas is not aware of that particular custom of the two-legged folk. But Tyval is. He looks up at the mistletoe, looks at the hideous half-scorpion being, and faints. Kultas ponders for a second if anyone would mind he ate him.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3 (Kultas) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
No one really wants to risk upsetting the scorpiontaur. They all ignore it.

Oh no! 5 (Kadan) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Tyval hurries to Kadan's side and asks if he's alright. Lillian frowns and hurries to the tree to put it back up. Kultas and Sitta are having an aloofness contest as they glare. Kadan yells, "I SWEAR IT WAS ACCIDENTAL SORRY MISS TREE", loudly and over and over again.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Tyval: *eying Kultas* "Er um... s-sure?"
Lillian: "Yay! But next time we do it in Kulty's place."
Kultas: "I fear I will be busy saving."
Sitta: "This is the last time I have glorified you lesser beings with my presence."
Kadan: "Just less eating dead people and more girls" *glance at Lillian* "that do NOT play with fire, and sure, I'm game."

Escargot · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2011, 02:33:12 AM »

Quote from: Claine on December 13, 2011, 10:48:24 PM

List 5 characters! YAY!- Fan Characters (and some from DM)
1 Montlet Brennan (Technically a fan character of Tyval.)
2 Kauarincaua (Malkavian Dragon)
3 Physician Kristov (~~Emotional Bastard~~ Nice Sibling)
4 Shenndora Anagans (Cake-obsessed Hobgoblin.)
5 Acolyte Sorceress Movestra (Very good at upholding the Four.)

Let's buy some gifts! Montlet buys Movestra a present. What is it?
A more revealing dress. It's Monty, what did you expect?

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Kau also buys Shenndora a present. What is it?
A cake-baking kit. How thoughtful of her.

Kristov doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
One, he didn't know what to get. Two, he has no money with which to buy presents. Three, Siblings don't roll that way.

On to the party! Kau gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
She picks Montlet's underground den in the outskirts of Lyrin, if only because they can't go to Kristov's/Movestra's place in Elysium.

Shenndora caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
CAKE. CAKEcakeCAKEcakecakecakecakeCAEKCAKECAKECAKE. Chocolate cake, red velvet cake, angel food cake, sponge cake, coconut cake, carrot cake, ice cream cake, pumpkin-carrot layer cake...

...but Movestra really doesn't like the food Shenndora prepared. What happens?
Movestra doesn't eat in front of lower beings and the filthy hobgoblin keeps urging her. She does secretly put some of the cake in a box to eat later.

Kau decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Dragon singing is horrible. They all hate haet hete it, even though Movestra and Kristov are like .

Montlet and Kristov find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Montlet leans forward for a kiss and Kristov just walks away... only to walk under more mistletoe. Monty put a LOT of it up, didn't he?

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Kristov hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Movestra: *disappointed*
Shenndora: YOU CHOSE DEATH. D<
Kau: Stupid pale piggie. D<
Montlet: You could stand still while I kiss you and that could count as your present~ C;

Oh no! Movestra knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Movestra: *SHAME* *SO MUCH SHAME*
Shenndora: BAHAHAHA!
Kau: *starts chewing on the tree*
Kristov: *wants to tell her it'll be okay :c*
Montlet: Little dragon, stop gnawing the tree... You have no idea how hard that was to get up when I kept phasing all the time...
Kau: *NOM NOM NOM*

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Montlet: As long as I get to host- Kauarincaua, stop eating my tree!
Kau: *still eating the tree*
Kristov: *wants to have another party next year* *says nothing*
Shenndora: Only with dragon. Maybe wraith.
Movestra: This was an experience. It was not one that needs to be repeated.

Albert Heinrich · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2011, 11:39:03 PM »

I'm throwing my characters to the side.

MAKE WAY FOR THE PANTHEON. Well, part of the pantheon. Thunredir, Alain, and Orthion don't get to come.

1 - Akugana
2 - Perin
3 - Sorerari
4 - Emerik
5 - Altherika

Let's buy some gifts! 1(Akugana) buys 5(Altherika) a present. What is it?
A heater. Altherika's palace in the frozen wastes of Thailis is stupid cold and no one ever visits her.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because 2(Perin) also buys 4(Emerik) a present. What is it?
Probably something that explodes. Like a bomb or something. Being gods they can't hurt each other, but Perinn is a bastard and does that to people. That and Emerik sucks.

3(Sorerari) doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's their excuse?
Sorerari brought all the food. HE GREW THEM HIMSELF and it took an entire 15 minutes to do it! You ungrateful people!

On to the party! 2(Perin) gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who do they pick, and why?
He chooses his place, of course. The other gods are displeased.

4(Emerik) caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Emerik wonders out loud what the hell happened to all of the food Sorerari claims he grew specifically for the party. After realizing it was all thrown out by Perin, Emerk hastily invades a Wal-Mart to obtain as much Christmas related junk as possible.

...but 5(Altherika) really doesn't like the food 4 prepared. What happens?
Altherika asks why they are celebrating a human holiday dedicated to a god not in their pantheon.

No one has an answer.

2(Perin) decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They actually find this sudden love of carols and joy and happiness unnerving, considering Perin is usually extremely violent. And gory.

1(Akugana) and 3(Sorerari) find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Akugana and Sorerari end up disappearing for hours in some random part of Perin's house. Needless to say, it is quite naughty and shan't be repeated in this meme.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices 3(Sorerari) hasn't bought anything. What happens?
He's off with Akugana. Not like they can do anything except grumble about it.

Oh no! 5(Altherika) knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Having already been a thorn in this party's side by constantly questioning why there was no food, gifts, or why they were even celebrating in the first place, this is the last straw and causes Perin to throw her in his closet to be dealt with later.

His room becomes uncomfortably freezing when he decides to go to bed.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?

"Fuck no."

Archmage Ansrit · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2011, 11:19:58 AM »

My first five:

1 Arion (Bard, cook and athlete)
2 Orion (Science guy, also good with words but sparse with them)
3 Cassandra (Dancer, gardener, ice powers but warm heart)
4 Veronica (This lady is a touch crazy, but they still love her)
5 Zoco (Lazy bird)

Let's buy some gifts! Arion buys Zoco a present. What is it?
Wine, Zoco keeps whining that he doesn't gets to drink enough, so this is one of the few times he can. Also, an automatic beak polisher.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Orion also buys Veronica a present. What is it?
A brand new coffee machine, capable of toasting beans and grinding them by the ton. Also, maybe something that blows up, so that she can marvel at the pretty lights.

Cassandra doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's her excuse?
Because of her status and reputation, the shopkeeps insist on letting her take anything for free, but she couldn't do that in good conscience, so she made something at home instead.

On to the party! Orion gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who does he pick, and why?
Arion, his brother, since his made-once-a-year cookies are to die for. Also, the private part of the party is one of the few times Cassandra can actually be inside the place, so Orion decided to lend a hand.

Veronica caters the party. What does she serve the guests?
Well, sort of everything, traditional or not, though there is the detail that a good deal of the food will have to be fought and subdued to provide a good workout so that they will appreciate the taste more. No-one complains, the ones in the public part of the party mostly because of fear of her, partly because some get defeated by a sandwich and are knocked unconscious, and others because they actually like the exercise.

...but Zoco really doesn't like the food Veronica prepared. What happens?
She keeps joking that the turkey is actually golden chocobo. He's not amused.

Orion decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
A lot, save for the ones that were nuked by the lightning-powered amps. They really should have defeated the food before their protective spells faded away.

Arion and Cassandra find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
Pfft, they were already glued to one another, with occasional smooching. They didn't notice the mistletoe. Also, steamy stuff happens later.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Cassandra hasn't bought anything. What happens?
What was that? Arion couldn't hear it over the sound of kissing the most incredible gift he could have ever received. Also, the others don't mind, because Cassie is V's best friend and Orion is just grateful his brother is happy. And Zoco loves the veggies from her garden.

Oh no! Zoco knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
Arion gets him to his nest to sleep the drunkenness off. The girls put the tree upright again while Orion throws the ornaments back in place in the most show-off-y fashion he could manage.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Well duh. There will be cookies man! Cookies!

Archmage Ansrit · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2011, 12:17:39 PM »

Some of the others:

1 Dreos (nearly fully-metal alchemist, hehe)
2 Angelo Vondrak (Necromancer elf)
3 Rayleyi (Shapeshifting slime)
4 Hanako Itsuky (Kitsune mimic)
5 Ardam and Rachel (summoner and summon)

Let's buy some gifts! Dreos buys Ardam and Rachel a present. What is it?
A music box and some other metallic instruments.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Angelo also buys Hanako a present. What is it?
Fine elven clothing and books on magic.

Ray doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's her excuse?
She makes them herself, plus, whenever she's not a shopkeep she's kinda poor (she's too nice to counterfeit money) and depends on Dreos for economy. When she IS a shopkeep and gets money, she ends up making the presents herself anyways.

On to the party! Angelo gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who does he pick, and why?
His own place, since Hanako doesn't want to let someone else see hers; no-one wants to climb mountains to go to Ardam's, also, he's sort of disliked by his peers, while it would be kinda hard to take the others to Rachel's place (not Heaven, but similar); Ray's is kinda gaudy (when she's not living with D) and Dreos's usually smells of disinfectant.

Hanako caters the party. What do they serve the guests?
Inari-Zushi, kitsune udon, oyako-don, miso soup, eggs wrapped in aburage, and just plain aburage. In other words, Japanese food that kitsune like. And lots of it.

...but 5 really doesn't like the food Hanako prepared. What happens?
Being a Western-type angel Rachel is kinda wary of it, but she figures she's just going to have to grow used to the taste. She's too nice to say anything.

Angelo decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
Since he's usually stoic the others figure he's like... super-drunk. He's an elf though, and his voice is nice, so Ardam joins in. Rachel was already at it, 'cuz she's an angel.

Dreos and Ray find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
They blush and kiss, Ray will most likely remain glued to him, most likely also literally even though she's shape-changed.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Ray hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Nothing, if anything, they might even give her extra food and hugs.

Oh no! Ardam knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
They remind him that he shouldn't fly drunk, while everyone trips over one another trying to set it right.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Sure, why not?

Archmage Ansrit · « **Reply #10 on:** December 26, 2011, 01:00:52 AM »

Hey, I can do it again! Cool, no?

1 Jabberwocky (Dream guy with serious issues)
2 Enoby Obsidian (Church brick Paladin who is somehow a girl and a leftie)
3 Eclipse Moonshadow (PONY)
4 Inkwell (Shadow/ink slime princess)
5 Forest Benedict Riddle (Blind guy because of an accident)

Let's buy some gifts! Jabberwock buys Forest a present. What is it?
Magical 'blindfold' that actually allows to see for a while, but it needs lots of recharging.

You'd think this is some kind of gift-giving holiday because Enoby also buys Inkwell a present. What is it?
Books, most likely something poetic.

Eclipse doesn't buy any presents at all! Baw! What's her excuse?
She already spent most of her money to get to meet her loved one, so she had to make something herself. She brings little glass things and books she wrote herself.

On to the party! Enoby gets to chose in whose place the party will be. Who does she pick, and why?
Jabberwocky's place. His place doesn't follow normal rules, so it's easier for her to actually FIT on a chair and not break it. Plus, he can more than double the attendance list with all of his weird mind-voices, so they need a long table indeed.

Inkwell caters the party. What does she serve the guests?
It's... kind of like lots of different soups? The taste is different for each one, but it's slimy... she says it's nutritious though.

...but Forest really doesn't like the food Inkwell prepared. What happens?
He's wary of slime-foods, and can't stomach taking more than a few spoonfuls. Even if the smell and taste are actually great, the texture kind of kills the experience. She might want to force it down his throat, telling him his other injuries will never get better if he doesn't eat well.

Enoby decides to play Christmas carols loud and proud. How much are the others loving it?
They end up liking it, she sings with lots of feeling and knows all of the good carols. Not bad for a huge stone knight, though it was to be expected of a holy knight.

Jabberwocky and Eclipse find each other under the mistletoe! What happens?
She blushes and gives him a little kiss, he is left happy for the rest of the FOREVER. He really appreciates the gesture.

Time to open the gifts! Everybody notices Eclipse hasn't bought anything. What happens?
Jabberwocky gives her a big hug and tells her not to worry, same with Inkwell. Enoby tells her that being there is enough. Forest is a little disappointed, but he is understanding, and tells her that it would be hard for him to appreciate her presents.

Oh no! Forest knocks over the Christmas tree. How does everybody react?
They rush to his aid, making sure he didn't suffer any injuries; if so, Enoby will use her magic -limited as it might be. He might get depressed and feel guilty, but Eclipse and Jabberwocky assure him they can repair everything.

Well, that was fun? Another party next year then?
Of course! Jabberwocky is elated to have friends over... or have friends period. Forest might not want to have Inkwell cater again, though.

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