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The Vending Machine
« on: June 29, 2010, 10:59:15 PM »
If you haven't played this before, you are learning now. Instructions are as follows:

1.) Give the previous poster a happy gift!  :D
2.) INSERT YOUR MOTHERCLUCKING QUARTER (or object of similar value).

Posts will look like:
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You receive a toy poodle!

*inserts bacon*

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You receive the Fountain of Youth!

*inserts N64*

And so on. Let's begin!


*inserts peanut*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 01:17:49 AM »
You get a naughty elephant. ;D

<inserts a soul>


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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 07:41:22 AM »
You get a Golden Ticket.

I insert a penny.
I've always known I'd be a bank robber.  So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen, because you never did become an astronaut.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 08:21:23 AM »
Someone: You get a bottle of bitter lemon!

I insert my cowriter! =D

Misery: like hell you are.

Someone: :< Aw. In that case...I insert a kitten!
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 01:05:59 PM »
You got a white hood with cat ears!

*Inserts Final Fantasy reference*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 03:02:07 PM »
You get a Blackbird jet
 *inserts some useful fuel*
..Where was life when it had a meaning...
While I am alive, I can try not to fall while flying,
nor to forget how to dream, to love
Soboy ostat'sya dol'she |To remain myself longer
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 03:04:06 PM »
You get a deck of children's trading cards.

I insert Bakura's screentime.


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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 03:40:12 PM »
You get an ancient artifact of your choosing.

*insert sandvich*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 05:16:23 PM »
You get a Scout. =D

*pushes a bag of peas into the slot* =B The more the merrier~
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 05:56:00 PM »
You get pea paste.



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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 07:02:36 PM »
You get a box of matches.

I insert a DS.
I've always known I'd be a bank robber.  So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen, because you never did become an astronaut.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 09:25:11 PM »
You get a DSi for trading your DS in.

*inserts Red Dwarf Season 1*

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2010, 09:27:32 PM »
You get a full size replica of The Red Dwarf!

I insert a piece of gum.
I've always known I'd be a bank robber.  So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen, because you never did become an astronaut.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2010, 09:31:07 PM »
You get to Ascend into a higher being.

I insert Doctor Who: End of Time. Both parts.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2010, 05:50:06 AM »
You get a tame Dalek robot! =D

I insert some good rep
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