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Re: One word story
« Reply #165 on: August 29, 2010, 09:57:14 PM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #166 on: August 31, 2010, 07:44:06 PM »
The moth flew into the lightbulb of shiny goodness, blinded the poor moth! Then a cat ate the mouse and burped like Godzilla. Then the cat's paws swelled up to monstrous heights! It died. The mouse burst out, singing like Elvis Presley with a terrible cold. Unfortunately, it couldn't live, it already died.  Zombie mouse swam the whole English Channel because there was a bee cheese in France.

France ate the cheese and England's underwear fell into Germany's wardrobe. He grabbed his tweezers and plucked the zombie mouse's whiskers off. Then Germany grabbed the mouse, which began a daunting rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" while spinning like Topman but without falling over.   The large grandmother bear couldn't disguise her anger at Germany, so she grabbed him, smacking him with a halibut.

Wearily the zombie mouse dragged the remaining cheese back to his hole in Belarus. He celebrated escaping by dancing the Thriller, and decided that it wanted naptiems. Kittens inspired tears in his uvula, so it donated to the
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Re: One word story
« Reply #167 on: September 03, 2010, 12:57:15 PM »
The moth flew into the lightbulb of shiny goodness, blinded the poor moth! Then a cat ate the mouse and burped like Godzilla. Then the cat's paws swelled up to monstrous heights! It died. The mouse burst out, singing like Elvis Presley with a terrible cold. Unfortunately, it couldn't live, it already died.  Zombie mouse swam the whole English Channel because there was a bee cheese in France.

France ate the cheese and England's underwear fell into Germany's wardrobe. He grabbed his tweezers and plucked the zombie mouse's whiskers off. Then Germany grabbed the mouse, which began a daunting rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" while spinning like Topman but without falling over.   The large grandmother bear couldn't disguise her anger at Germany, so she grabbed him, smacking him with a halibut.

Wearily the zombie mouse dragged the remaining cheese back to his hole in Belarus. He celebrated escaping by dancing the Thriller, and decided that it wanted naptiems. Kittens inspired tears in his uvula, so it donated to the cause

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Re: One word story
« Reply #168 on: September 03, 2010, 08:29:29 PM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #169 on: September 04, 2010, 02:07:22 PM »
The moth flew into the lightbulb of shiny goodness, blinded the poor moth! Then a cat ate the mouse and burped like Godzilla. Then the cat's paws swelled up to monstrous heights! It died. The mouse burst out, singing like Elvis Presley with a terrible cold. Unfortunately, it couldn't live, it already died.  Zombie mouse swam the whole English Channel because there was a bee cheese in France.

France ate the cheese and England's underwear fell into Germany's wardrobe. He grabbed his tweezers and plucked the zombie mouse's whiskers off. Then Germany grabbed the mouse, which began a daunting rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" while spinning like Topman but without falling over.   The large grandmother bear couldn't disguise her anger at Germany, so she grabbed him, smacking him with a halibut.

Wearily the zombie mouse dragged the remaining cheese back to his hole in Belarus. He celebrated escaping by dancing the Thriller, and decided that it wanted naptiems. Kittens inspired tears in his uvula, so it donated to the cause of free
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Re: One word story
« Reply #170 on: September 04, 2010, 02:19:23 PM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #171 on: January 23, 2011, 08:35:00 AM »
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Re: One word story
« Reply #172 on: January 24, 2011, 04:08:49 AM »
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