Forward.


Cask.


*hurries and drops a bunch of stuff down that way off-screen*


Ninja Ringleader.


Now it is raining.


Fast Travel.


This is the Sell Barrel. You put things in it that you want to sell.


Fast Travel back and forth about 10-15 times, then sell to various merchants.


Now you see them.


Now you don't.


Street.


Talk to Guard about "Rumors".


This is what he tells you.


First shop, The Best Defense.




Two shopkeepers.


Let's talk to Mr. Light Armor.






Repair stuff, sell off-screen.


This is not so much selling to Slash 'n' Smash as it is casing the joint.




Let's meet the Orc!


U:< Rudeness!


Ohai, guy next to the Sell Barrel.


Talk about Umbacano.


Talk about Rumors.


The Gilded Carafe.


Hi, lady.


Now, who could Thoronir be?


Click.




Right now, we're just interested in selling all of that crap.


This is the amount of money gained from selling everything. (Oh, and bought a Club. Going to name it Tulip as a joke. Not actually going to use it, maybe just put it in Seraph's house when he gets one.)


Now...


You DIE.









Take, take, take, put in Theft Crate outside, take, take, take.

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She said to go here.

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Hi, lady!

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Picked topic: Thoronir
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Obviously picked this option.
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Picked Inventory.
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This is Thoronir's shop.
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This is Thoronir.

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Picked: I think it's stolen. He got angry and the conversation went bye bye.
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While being stalked, he stood there for hours.

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Getting close to his secret meeting.

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Nord guy talking during the secret meeting (He can even see Seraph there, and still he talks.)

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Pfft, he chooses what he gets.

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On we go to stalk Agarmir.

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It is much easier to manually pick locks.

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Agarmir's house.

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Nothing incriminating on the other floors. Maybe something incriminating is in here.

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Lock picked.

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Nothing incriminating so far..

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A shovel, bonemeal, bones strewn about. O_O This guy must have some weird fetish be a grave robber!

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:C!

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Some bones..

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Some blood..

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EVIDENCE EVIDENCE EVIDENCE

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Present-> Book
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... Better go stop 'im.

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Uh huh yeah.

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Fast Travel to Green Emperor Way.

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Door open!

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D.< Pig!

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NO U.

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DIE PIG!

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Do not like shovel. ):

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During Seraph's time in the grave, this happened.

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Yup.

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Twas not fortune nor luck, twas just being AWESOME.
 
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Thoronir also speaks in third person.

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Yay.

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Maybe they're beating up his soul?

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Money plz.

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Yay.. 100 gold.

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Seraph needs this so badly.

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Hm, now where should he rest?

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Nearest inn.

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Ohai elf guy. KEEL NAO?! Not now.

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It is the only inn on the water.

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Only 10 gold? Wow!

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I believe you.

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Room.

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Bed.

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Level.

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See? Seraph has never had a night's sleep like this!

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Shoot stuff now.

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Note that Lynch is filled with arrows. Then Seraph used Tulip. (Unknown reason. He does more damage with a blade.)

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And take everything worth any gold.

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Accidentally shot the door when Lynch ran for Seraph.

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Not-rude Orc.

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Poor bouncer. :C!

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Ninja Seraph is ninja and I didn't notice that 521 was eaten by Imageshack.

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Body searched for anything of use. Turned out everything on her body was of use.

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This one notices you first. Keep sword out.

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Minx had the key.

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No such thing.

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Oh yeah.. Get away from the wheel!

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That can be arranged. C;<

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Dead body has been arranged.

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Admittedly, it was arranged in an odd fashion.

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Feather spell. C:

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Used the key.

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This option is much more fun.

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NO U.

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She has a fatigue-draining sword. :C

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She really likes to use it.

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Five knock downs later... (Couldn't even find the sword! :C!)

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Talked about Selene.

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Talked about Blackwater Brigands.

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Have to sleep next to a dead guy.

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You dare bring only 75 Gold into my lair? You must DIE!

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But first, your bouncer.

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Now you. (Somehow, Seraph was able to pay off the bounty.)

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Now you see it..

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Now you don't.

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Stole from this place, too.

A Warlock's Luck
Not really.
Spell 1
Spell 2
Bravil Mages' Guild
Bravil Mages' Guild 2
Join the Mages' Guild
YUS
YUS 2
YEY

...ffffff. Unnecessary quests much?
:T
Look after each other, not do each others' errands.
Reccomendation
15
I was BORN ready.
...
...
HURRAY I LOVE ILLUSION
Whatever.

Behold, stolen Feather Shoes!
RUH ROH A RHOST!
:C!
:C!!
Look! The Lucky Old Lady!
Thanks, statue!
Kud-Ei has another quest.
Oh, goodie.
Down into the chapel cellar we go..
It's dark and scary down there! :C

Lit up with Fireball
Fireball
Re-dead
Search for loose change
That works.
I forget how I got there.
Bug
Active Quest
Horse
Cat

Cat vs. Wolf
Cat comes to Seraph's rescue.
Dro'Nahrahe
Inn of Ill Omen
Door.
Innkeeper
ZOMG A CUSTOMER
Sad. Now he'll have no customers.
Yes, a picture of a building with a crow on it. What a welcoming sign.
BLEENK

He should have hid in the inn down the road. That one has witnesses all over the place. You can't do anything there without being caught.
I hope for no reception at all. C:
Ohai
Trapdoor
Blade of Woe
OHAI
Read: Go upstairs and get a room from the guy who just lost his only customer.
Check for loose change.
Room.
O_O Tiny.

OHAI
Now wut.
But.. but.. I like black ink!
Oh, goodie.
But the door is red sorta.
The door has a kvestion.
BAI YOU GAI
Information1
Information2
Information3

Information4
Pick; Tenets
Oh, here we go..
What counts as dishonor, exactly?
Pft, easy!
WHAT?! Noo never!
Yeah, yeah
"To do so is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis" blah blah
Can I keep my old life, too?
OOH

Wolf
Creepy
Cave
Nothing interesting so far..
Yay, more push logs.
Skellington!
More cave
There be fog that way
Skellington
Ninja vs. Necromancer

Ninja 2
I could barely see the guy.
D-E-D
Finally shows the sneak attack message
Necromancer search
Necro-ninja vs. Seraph
Necro-ninja loses
This looks recently used. O_O
Mood lighting?
Looks like a bed's over there. That's good. Been walking for HOURS!

O: Necro!
Ninja!
O_O Maybe do not want to sleep there.
Cave
OW, FREEZY!
RE-DIE PIG
Re-dead
Door
Opened cell
Could not save him. :C

Skellington Guard
An inn down the road from Ill Omen.
It has more people in it.
There used to be grapes there. Really.
Arena.
How to steal from the Lockbox: Wait until the elf standing near has left, then close the doors and pick the lock, preferably with the skeleton key.
500 gold! Hurray!
Arena entrance.
Gambling. I have a system.
Guess what my system is.

Betting 100.
Ohai dood.
Yellow team's going to win. The one I bet on always does.
See?
Bet on a few more fights,
then Seraph thinks he is ready to fight in the Arena himself.
There will be no arm-lopping for you!
Because Seraph is INVINCIBLE
Shaddup.
Not the INVINCIBLE ones. (It seems Seraph got upgraded that day.)

He swears he's not filthy and he is absolutely sure he took a bath that day.
Heavy armour is for cowards.
Shuddup.
Look away! e-e
Changed.
Bai
OHAI
Yellow vs. Blue
DIE PIG!
Full heal

C:
Like I said: INVINCIBLE
Only 50 gold. :C
In Cheydinhal, it rains.
Abandoned House
Channeling Locke
Inside the house
Downstairs
Oh my, a hole.
Through the hole in the wall.

The door with the kvestion- Hey, the picture on it looks a bit like a statue I saw!
Klick on ze door wiz ze kvestion.
Ze door's kvestion.
Ze door's answer.
OHAI PPLZ
o-o The door speaks again.
Wait, did he tell you about that one thing? >_O
orly?
Hokai
P:

More armour Seraph can't repair on his own
But I don't like cold. :C
What it looks like
Teinaava
Gogron and the elf 1
Gogron and the elf 2
Says you!
C:?
:C!
Can keel them yet?

Name I can never remember.
Giant doors.
Vampire!
Vicente Valtieri
Continued
...
......
.........
............
Pick: Contract

Yus
Hey, I saw that ship!
Hokay
That sounds cramped. :C
Yeah, whatever.
Oh mai
Rude kitty is rude.
Stats in the middle of training
Big door
Orc

I wonder why..
Pick: Contract
...
Why would someone call the DB to kill a little girl? o-o They don't tend to have very high stats.
..good for you?
More training.
Many scamps summoned later..
Like this one.
Antionetta Marie
She has dreams. lol.

Pick: Contract
Pick: Contract
...great. They have few good things to loot.
Just making conversation.
..good for you?
....
...good for you?
Pick: Rumors
Pick: Contract
ORLY? C:

What I get for leveling only Conjuration and Blade.
More Alteration
...
Better
Smithy
Unimportant.
Shinee
Key
To the Marie Elena

The Marie Elena from afar
Note: I hate typing "Marie Elena". I keep typing "Marie Elene". :T
Crate.
Inside the ship
...
On Morrowind
Angry Pirates
Ladder
Ninja?
Pirate Captain
....

Pick: Cult-y answer
Fight START
Fight END
Drat! I'm caught!
I neglected to show the door out.
NIRNROOT.
Wandered on the ship again. Now we're fighting with the LAW on our side!
Thief
Pirate
Cutlass
Chest

SAD
Watery Grave?
Valtieri
His crew might mourn- OH YEAH his crew's all dead, too.
Seraph must be discreet or an old man with a shovel comes along...
No invisibility? SAD.
....
Pick: Contract
Accident? O:
Pick: Accept

Easy enough
Easy.
Waiting? I hate waiting.
BAI
Fast Travel
Basement
Locke Smith! I choose you!
Quest Updated
More Basement
Up a bit

More basement
Door
Lockpick
Upper house
Bedroom
Crawlspace
I hate waiting.
The job
...?
Valtieri

Dagger. STILL not named after a flower! (Thorn is pretty close.)
Its prick is deadly? Are we talking about a dagger or a needle?
...joy.
But I'm not tired!
New contract.
VALEN DRETH C:
OH YEAH I KNOW THAT GAI
Sweet
The Dark Brotherhood does background checks on all employees.
...not really. Killing the weak is sort of.. weak.

The requirement for the bonus makes me sad. I prefer offing the guards. They're a challenge.
Let's see what Gogron says.
Flee, says the brute who slashes everything in his way.
Ocheeva?
Hokai.
Teinaava
Pick: Contract
Fearsome creatures =/= rats, mudcrabs, and goblins.
Key
Light

That didn't look like much of a fearsome creature.
Chest
Rat
Charmed
Charmed Rat vs. Wild Rat
Charmed Rat dies first
Mudcrab
Mudcrab
Bridge to hallway

Hallway
Mudcrab thought it could be ninja.
Mudcrab.
Turn wheel
Shen's bathtub
She left her chest there.
Gate
Locke
Hallway

Hallway
Door
Circle room
Gate
Hallway
Light
Ffffuuuuu
Turn Wheel
Door + Mudcrab
Bridge

Door
Mudcrab
The Sanctum
Locke
...
Typo
...lol at irony
That is exactly what you are failing to do.
...lol
ROFL!!

These two did not get the memo.
lol
Invisible
Still invisible
Still invisible
Eek! It's dark in there!
Right in front of his face.
Map
Door of hiding behind
Almost there

Just a little more
Door
Aww, they boarded up the place the rats came from.
Ah, no place like home
:C Poor Dreth.
He's just misunderstood.
...
...
He's not surviving out there.
LOL. Like the guy has a wife.

...no comment.
Yeah, in the papers as the most mysterious death in the world.
^-^ Good. Go away.
Ohai
I like him now, but... you know.. "Invoke the wrath of Sithis" and whatnot.
You're going to DIE in here, Dreth! You're going to DIE!
You're dead in 3...
2..
1.
Went out the other way.
^Not possible without commands.

Valtieri + Scales I don't like
Scales of Crappy Buffs, you mean.
I like my personality!
New Contract?
Pick: Contract
Protecting a guy? YAY
Pick: Accept
Hokai
YAY
Professional is one of my many middle names.

Languorwine Blade added
So.. It's like that thing Juliet took in Romeo & Juliet.
Antidote is good.
Hokai
Now we Pick: Vampire
ORLY WHAT CLAN?! O:
Good for you.
New poll. Vampirism? Y/N
"Would you like me to bring some back?"