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The Pokémon Platinum Run
« on: June 03, 2011, 11:51:56 AM »
Prologue:
: ...
A faint whisper, "I wish.."
: ..?
"I wish I could have done something good..."
: From... another dimension?
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 11:07:29 AM by French Fries »

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 04:26:46 PM »
: Are you a boy or a girl?
: Girl.

: Hunh?
: Who do you want to take with you?
: Er.. Lanihyr. Lanihyr should come with me.

: Yes, yes, that's his name!

: Wait a minute! Great adventure? What are you talking about? Strange creature, what is he talking about?
: You wanted to do some good. Here is your chance!

: What? What's a "Po-kay-mon?" Is that what you are?
: You will learn soon. Now.. I'm sleepy...


: Hunh? Oh, Lannie?

: What's a Tee-Vee? That moving picture screen?

: That Po-kay-mon word again..


: Po-kay-mon must be a really rare thing.

: No, Lannie, you can't have it.


: I guess I want to see what a Po-kay-mon looks like.


: Um.. I don't think I have any money.
*walk downstairs*
Um... Strange creature, who is that?
: Nggh! Huh? Oh, the lady in here, she's your mother.


: She is nothing like my mother.
: Hm, hm..



: Ah, you shouldn't be so careless.

: Eh, I thought I said I ha- Oh, he's gone.

: I have always known him to be speedy.

: Too fast!

: Through that scary-looking grass? I don't know..




: I have a cunning plan!
: Is it as cunning as your last plan, Baldric?
: Nope! Even more cunning!







: OBJECTION!

: I don't even know what a Po-kay-mon is.

: Because it's there?



: The man on the tee-vee?


: You know I can still hear you..?

: ...
Po-kay-mon seem to be very important...

: Now it sounds like an evil- would you just make up your mind?

: Um, I don't really know what they a-





: That's um.. sweet, Lannie. Still, you should clue me in on what a Po-kay-mon is.

To Be Continued.

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2011, 06:24:32 PM »


: I was actually going to let him go alone.

: I'm never going to see what a Po-kay-mon is, am I?


: D'aww..


: You'll what?



: My creepy-person senses are tingling!







: Ooh.. What kind..?

: Penguin! I like penguins!
: Oh, Sara. There is something I must tell you. There are certain Pokémon containing the spirits of humans, akyoi, youkai, and other creatures from different dimensions. There will only one per route and it will always be the first one you come across.
: Whose spirit is inside the penguin?
: An elf named Sitta.

: Is there a spirit in the Turt-wig?
: Yes, but it's just the Turtwig's spirit.

: Up for wh-

: Battle?!

: You think you can beat me, lowly worm?

: I would never be bested by such filth.

: Again, people make it sound like Po-kay-mon are evil.

: For Sitta? Maybe I don't want him anymore.

: Running Shoes GET.




: Blaze? Should I be running so fast?

: I have a cunning plan!

: Remember your D in English?

: Should we really be disturbing their home?

: We shouldn't disturb-

: Wow, these running shoes are fast enough to leave a blazing trail.

: No, we're not; I'm going to ditch you here at the first sign of- I mean, darn tootin', buddy!


: I don't see anyth-

: Oh, there he is.

: *Writes down, "Crazy guy: Cyrus. Wacky blue hair and freaky outfit that seems to be made of plastic."* Don't worry, crazy guy, I'll remember.


: Yes, Lannie, I have a dog's hearing, remember?

: My creepy-person sense is tingling.

: Stop calling me "Piplup". I am Si-
: I get the feeling Sitta wants to be called Sitta.
: How dare you interrupt me, you insolent hum-
: Shut up, Sitta.


: Creepy person has a dark side.

: Po-kay-dex GET!

: Aye, comrade.

: Ow, my poor ears..

To be continued.

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2011, 07:25:00 PM »

: A teleporter?

: Aww.

: What you have to show me, I am not interested in seeing.

: Whose spirit is in this Sta-really?
: This Starly contains the spirit of a Phoenix, Morgaroth.

: Morgharoth, huh? He probably can't even pronounce his own name.

: This lady is nothing like my mother.

: Journal GET

: Okay, I'm done talking to you.

: It's a new place, that means I'll find a new other-dimension spirit, right?

: And I throw this thing at it? What's his name?
: He is called Tyval.


: I knew it! You were watching me!

: Ah! Help!

: Nothing can beat a-
: Shut up, Sitta.

: Bubble. :|

: Not against a Platinum Si-
: Shut up, Sitta!

: I doubt that, but go ahead.

: I told you.

: Eh, why?

: What's this?

: He has speed memory, too.

: Town Map GET

: Heh, Morghi's invincible!

: Woo!

: I should probably figure out what that attack is..

: Actually, I can't understand this contraption at all.

: We have already found the first clown.

: Two-Oh-Four! New route! Let's find the alternate-dimension spirit!

: Weak? Are you implying I am weak?
: Screentime!

: ^-^
After beating the trainer and going into the grass..

: This one's spirit comes from your universe. Her name is S'levan.


: Magic Carp?

: Useless. How dare it consider itself my opponent? It was only a stepping sto-
: I get it, Sitta.

: Po-kay-watch GET

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 06:28:05 PM »
: I want a battle. O:<

: This is not worth my time. *returns to the Pokéball*

: Of course you did, Lannie!

: Perhaps in your dreams.

: New route!

: Oh, and what is your name?
: Nemo! Look, look! I've got no strings!

: Whaaaaaat is thiiiiiiiiis~? Ooooooooh, it's pretty in here!

: New route, again. Oh, that reminds me...

: *smash*

: Oh, who are you?

: Hm, and what is your name?
: Ioka Atachii!
: Bless you, but what is your name?

: Howdy, pardner.

: These shoes were supposed to be so fast, they left a blazing trail.

: Let's put you away for a while, Ioka.

: New place~

: Wayling? Ah, which one you are, I can't pinpoint.
: Neither can I. He doesn't look like he can talk.

: I'd like to rest for a while, if you don't mind.

: Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhatshappeningtomeeeeee?

: Oh, that's not so bad! I'm cool-looking!

: I can cut stuff with my fury!

: It's a brand new area and the sun is high.

: The stone golem, Gahma, resides here. He won't talk much.
: Where have you been?
: *yawn* Sleeping. Speaking of... *disappears*

: Ooh, good job~!

: *smashes rocks*

: *win*

: That's a stupid thing to say! Who on earth would want to lose?

: Smash rocks, Win,

: Repeat.

: Nah, this isn't humiliating! What would be humiliatiting would be letting me pants you!
: Nemo, you're annoying Sitta.
: Soooo?
: You're annoying me.
: Oh, sorry...

: All right. This should be easy.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 06:38:55 PM by French Fries »

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 04:38:39 PM »

: WOOHOO

: Quit leering, you! It's not nice!

: Yay! Go, Gah!

: What's thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

: Aw, it went bye-bye.

: Next time, actually buff it up instead of inflating it like a balloon.
: Oh, yeah. He did it. Uh-huh.

: Coal Badge GET!

: Meh.

: Ow.

: Begone, lowly worm.

: It is? I mean, darn tootin', buddy!

: Bicycle?

Walking back to Jubilife...

: O..kay.

: All right, quick detour.

: Eh? What is this?
: You want to be a hero, don't you? Well! Be a hero!

: Can't I just bargain with them? 500,000 Pokémoney for the research!

: For some reason, I doubt that two scrawny-looking fellows can hurt anyone.

: Po-kay-dex? I threw that out.

: I get the feeling they come from the Department of Redundancy Department.
: Comply with those pests and be a pest yourself. Those worms are in my way.
: Those meanies are gonna get what's coming to 'em!
: I'm not scared! Really!

: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!

: WARNING! BEING A GRUNT IS HAZARDOUS FOR YOUR HEALTH! REMEMBER TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST BEING A GRUNT BY NOT BEING EVIL!

: *is the hazard to Grunts' health*

: Have you seen how scrawny you are, Guh-lactic?

: Scrawny little baby.

: *hero*

: Um, wasn't it Gahma's battling skill? I just sat back and relaxed.

: I thought that was what I was doing?

: Are you even wearing anything under those overalls?

: Oookaaay.

: It, um, look very fashionable?

: So?

: Someone who likes flowers.
: Snails are attracted to flowers.

: No, you can't.

: *gets screentime*


: Oh, a new spirit! I can feel it now!

: Your name is..
« Last Edit: June 18, 2011, 04:49:08 PM by French Fries »

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Re: The Pokémon Platinum Run
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2011, 01:31:42 AM »

: Aw. Such an adorable little girl.

: Something, something... Something evil?

: D'aww.

: You, worm, are commanding a Platinum Sibling? You will regret those words.

: Guh-lactic, huh...

: Okay, okay, I'll go!

: Oh. Phew.

: Gahma, break down the door.
: Aaaand he's not going to do that.

: Oh, Guh-lactic~!

: And you're going to do that by having Po-kay-mon battles? Wouldn't it just be easier to shoot me?

: GAH *hide*

: I hope you learned your lesson.

: I am up next, worm.

: My time is too precious to spend on such lowlifes.

: Actually, Sitta, Morgharoth and Tyval are the ones who did all of the fighting.

: Prove it.

: Ooh gimme gimme.

: I don't see why Gahma couldn't just punch a hole where the door used to be.

: o....k.

: *spreadspread*

: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Sorry for the wait, but rest assured the jubilation will now be as it should be. Oh, sorry, but no celebratory autographs. Love the hair though, sweetness.
: AHHHHHH NO NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
: Shh.. It's okay. It will be okay.

Valley Windworks:

Inside the building:

: I still don't know why Gahma couldn't bust in.

Don't worry, emo kids. Pokémon hurt themselves in their confusion, too.

: No meanie is gonna ever beat me!

: That's nice.

: Destroy lowly worms, of course.

: Your punishment was swift.

: I have been called that from time to time, miss Guh-lactic.


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Pokémon Platinum Run: In Which There Are Several Evolutions
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2011, 08:41:06 PM »

: Could it have been anyone else?

: They did. Then I made them un-appear.

: They un-appeared.

: No, I said they un-appeared. Gosh.

: Can you break the door for me?

: Obviously not.

: I am-
: She can't hear you.

Encounter...

: Oh, my... which one is it? The.. bunny? It's radiating an evil aura.
: I'm a culinary genius! What could be so evil about that?

: Cute and cuddly as ever!

: Huh?

: Evil does not stand a chance.

: ?

: Bow to me, inferior beings.

: Bubblebeam. :|

: That means I roll... out of the battle, right?

: *stares at the spinny*

: I'm bigger now. I can be brave.

: *tests it out*

The beginning of Tyval's Headbutt of Doom!

: Seismic Toss acquired.

: Kay bye.

: Kay. Bye.

: Who is here...?

: Um.. I'm sensing... I've got nothing. Who is he?

: We of the Ugthar greet you, good lady. We shall bring divine retribution and justice to those that stand in your path of righteousness. Evil shall quake in terror at the very mention of us and the ground will be purged with our tread. Know that we are what stands against darkness in these grim times. Let our glory be recited in song for generations to-
: You're worse than Sitta.

: So this is Eterna.

: A bicycle would be nice.

: Aw, he's gone? :c

: Well, let's go find him.

: OW.

: No, I came to find the bike guy.

: It's... pretty big?
: Why are we here? This is not worth-
: Shut up, Sitta... Oh, it's that crazy blue-haired guy wearing plastic bags again. *looks up note* Cyrus.

: I don't wanna.

: Lannie, you idiot, why did you do that?
: He might hear my cunning plan if he sticks around!
: Cunning plan?
: Yeah, my cunning plan about how to be the bestest trainer ever!



: For some reason, I don't think that will work.

: My creepy-person-is-behind me senses are tingling!


« Last Edit: June 22, 2011, 09:41:40 PM by French Fries »

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